@50cent I regret all the times I used your name as a handle in Counterstrike. You let them go, you nasty man. Your employees deserve a break. Power sucks.
@50cent@50cent Oh Fitty. Oh Fitty. Please. Let your employees go, you fucking slave driver. LET THEM GO. YOU ASSHOLE. I can give you a 10th bullet hole if you like. You know where to stick it.
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@Uber_Support My gift card credits have disappeared. $150 worth. I need to use Uber to get to work tomorrow. I do not have a credit or debit card. Please fix this.