Dan Considine

Actor. Husband. Dogfather. Baker. I look good in dirt. Bacon is good for the soul.

[Dan Considine @TheBaconDan]

@disneyplus any chance your app will stop sucking soon? Or should I cancel?

-Downloaded material becomes forgotten
-App simply can't load
-Cant access title selected
-App needs constant re-installs
Etc etc etc

Any patches coming?

[Dan Considine @TheBaconDan]

@USAA It doesn't seem that way.

You expect me, my wife, our infant child, Mother-in-law and two dogs to live for weeks at a time in 12 x 10 ft room and a bathroom.

Kitchen access only in the early AM and evenings. No laundry.

This would be hilarious if not costing me 1k/week. -> DM

[Dan Considine @TheBaconDan]

@USAA #NeverAgain

Nevermind that this is a home with 2 at risk people and a toddler. But you're firm in your refusal to help.

#Disgraceful

[Dan Considine @TheBaconDan]

2/2 @USAA

-crawlspace only accessible in bedroom (so that's off limits)
-living room filled with furniture and appliances from den and kitchen (floors)
-3 week estimate
-and COVID-19

BUT according to USAA INSURANCE - our housing is fine as long as we have heat and a toilet. 👌

[Dan Considine @TheBaconDan]

Wow! Need an insurance company to avoid? @USAA It's 2020 and there's
-workers in and out of the kitchen all day
-tearing up flooring and testing for asbestos
-washer/dryer unplugged and put in living room (will require additional party to reconnect)
... 1/2

[Dan Considine @TheBaconDan]

@HRBlock you guys are fucking useless.

Just paid $1000 to learn it. Never using your bullshit again.

I'll tell anyone else to do the same.

[Dan Considine @TheBaconDan]

@HRBlock Okay! Spent 2 hours on the line here. Finally connected to someone who was not a tax professional and after 30 more minutes of HOLD passed me to a Pro. The Pro couldn't resolve the issue and in < a minute to xfer me to a line that said "we're too busy to take your call. Goodbye."

[Dan Considine @TheBaconDan]

@HRBlock Dear God. Please.

I waited patiently and got thru to someone after waiting this long, and it disconnected right as they were getting back on the line. PLEASE!!!! CALL ME BACK

[Dan Considine @TheBaconDan]

@HRBlock Thanks for giving me a new queue to jump in. My complaint was that I already patiently waited 5 hours and then you hung up on me once finally picking up.

Whiskey.Tango.Foxtrot.

[Dan Considine @TheBaconDan]

@HRBlock #thatholdtime

[Dan Considine @TheBaconDan]

@johnpavlovitz @BernieSanders Democrats can't beat Trump. Stop putting party over country.

[Dan Considine @TheBaconDan]

@WilDonnelly @BernieSanders @jaketapper If facts matter, why you leave half of em out?

[Dan Considine @TheBaconDan]

@bradleymthws @ewarren @TVietor08 Weird how when one "progressive" candidate stabs the other in the back, it divides the base. Weird.

[Dan Considine @TheBaconDan]

Hey @TheDailyShow ! You should get a hold of Jon Stewart and see if he could moderate the next #DemDebate #JonTheMod ? @CNN is terrible at this

[Dan Considine @TheBaconDan]

#PresidentSanders

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it’s all CURB/VEEP moments today.

[Jon Cryer @MrJonCryer]

HOLY SHIT

[Dan Considine @TheBaconDan]

@realDonaldTrump How is this different than you and your kids?

[Dan Considine @TheBaconDan]

@realDonaldTrump Sunday morning retweets reek of desperation

[Dan Considine @TheBaconDan]

@astrmrtn @jennyjenli @SenSanders @america_vest It's true! Adults only like shit flavored products.