TheBaliff

That awkward moment when you realize your elbow is more attractive to the paparazzi than your face ... Parody acct of Judge Pastor's baliff

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@TheChernoff didn't know you had it in you ... bet CL was beyond relieved that you have a gentle side ..

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in all honesty, i feel for this defense team, they are really in a bind here, and on international telelvision no less.

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@TheChernoff Take heart @Thechernoff ... it's almost over, and you can become a therapist if this trashes your career ...

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@luvthelifeulive @Thedavidwalgren no doubt! That WAS great ... @thedavidwalgren is a stud (I'm the female baliff, just so ya know)

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#FLANAZAPAM ... just kidding, going to go clean my revolver - Murray looks like he wants to bolt. @JudgePastor said I can shoot him soon.

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#FLANAZAPAM .... are we still trending?

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I am SO TIRED .. it is really TAXING to sit in a chair and ponder the crease in my uniform pants ... ho hum ... but @theFlanagan is on now!

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@TheFlanagan @TheDrConrad ... hoping to make brownie points with @judgepastor?

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@thechernoff, did you catch the tweet from Alan Duke with the photo of his jacket? (I'm a baliff ... we get IDs wrong all the time)

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@TheChernoff @Thedavidwalgren ... bullet dodged .. good job!

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@InSession Lee's testimony could show MJ did not know the full risk of propofol if he thought physical monitoring was all that was needed.

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@thechernoff - is that your pre-Halloween tie?

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Is tofu on the menu again for lunch? Gack!

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How many #FLANAZAPAM tweets does it take to make a trend @TheFlanagan ??

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@TheChernoff @AlanDukeCNN It appears Mr. Duke will make his jacket available to the court on Monday ... Thank you Sir! #FLANAZAPAM

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I have a lifelong prescription of #FLANAZAPAM @TheFlanagan

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Check out the Flanman's Thanksgiving suit at @TheFlanagan of #FLANAZAPAM ... nice hat!

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I need an IV #FLANAZAPAM - where is Conrad? @TheFlanagan

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#FLANAZAPAM and cranberry juice ... mmmmmmm good!! @TheFlanagan

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I prefer IV #FLANAZAPAM @TheFlanagan