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[ali @TheBanjoClub]

I walked into a gas station tonight and the guy behind the counter said, “you here for juul pods?” And honestly wow I hate my generation

but yes I am

[Olivia @tranidishwasher]

Chicago was beautiful. I’m in Indiana now and I’m in a bad mood. Something is wrong here

[ali @TheBanjoClub]

**all, but alas !

[Tweets from Diamond Bill 🍔🍟🍩☕ @billintheburbs]

The more I think about 2028, the more I think Democrats need our own Nixon. Someone who's polished and looks moderate but is absolutely ruthless and would do anything to advance the party's goals. Someone who'd fight and destroy any institution or person who gets in their way

[ali @TheBanjoClub]

@formxldehyde Can I borrow it

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

Check it out—I can post Bible quotes too.

“Those who cling to worthless idols turn away from God’s love for them.”
Jonah 2:8

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[ali @TheBanjoClub]

The Lord works fast, but horny Christians work faster

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

from god’s lips to your ear

[Francesca @rainbow_larents]

if we could only have this life for one more day
if we could only turn back time

Credit killuab

[Chica🙂💜 @Makhanyiisa]

I was raised by a woman who deserved more than she got and i carry that shit real deep in my chest

[ali @TheBanjoClub]

@formxldehyde TREES? THE FLIGHTLESS BIRD???

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

today my therapist said "carrying that shame isn't serving" (implied "you") as in it isn't benefitting me. but due to the specific brain worms i have it made me laugh interpreting it in a gay person way. like thats so true, shame is kind of antithetical to serving

[Steven Sullivan ❤️‍🔥 @Stevensully99]

On first listen I thought Guilty As Sin? was a weak addition to the legacy of insane track 9s but with every listen I realize I was dumb and it’s maybe the best track 9 she’s ever released

[ali @TheBanjoClub]

@formxldehyde AND LIE

[ali @TheBanjoClub]

@canigetafckinuh cranberry juice & tears are all I can prescribe for you atp😭😭

[ali @TheBanjoClub]

@formxldehyde how are you getting your nutrients then ?????

[ali @TheBanjoClub]

@formxldehyde ok!! should I just get u to get some Zaxby’s then? I’ll fly?

[ali @TheBanjoClub]

@formxldehyde are u fine do I need to come get u