Bex

posting utter drivel inconsistently

[Bex @TheBec0]

My cat sat to attention at the German national anthem. Is he secretly german and I made a mistake giving him a Spanish name?

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@BahaNick16 @YorkshireProse Oh god I’m still traumatised by the one that dive bombed me in Porto trying to steal my pastel de nata!

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There’s 4 guys on my train headed to London to fly to the World Cup who just cracked their first tinny open. National pride in full swing for holiday beer rules!

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@liamdutton @Windycom I drove through it on the M1! It started and finished as if someone turned on and off a power shower or jet washer

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I am BEGGING hotels to stop shoving two single mattresses together and putting a double sheet over to make it a “double bed”. I wanna lie in the middle and can’t unless I wanna end up wedged between the two like a hotdog .

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I leave for the airport in 12 hours. Are all my clothes packed? No. Are all my clothes even out of the washing machine yet? Also no.

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Got 10 days off work now and have left precisely 0 days with no plans.

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Sebastian Sawe and Yomif Kejelcha you did it!! Sub 2 in INSANE and you’ve changed the game! Mind blowing performance from this pair #LondonMarathon

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And to add to this phenomenal feat of efficiency they sent it from Leeds to Warrington then to Wakefield?? So it’s been trotting back and forth along the M62 all day for no reason????

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Honestly what is the point in sending something Tracked 48 hours with Royal Mail if it’s gonna take them 48 hours to pick it up from the depot you dropped it off at 🙃

[Bex @TheBec0]

Honestly what is the point in sending something Tracked 48 hours with Royal Mail if it’s gonna take them 48 hours to pick it up from the depot you dropped it off at 🙃

[Bex @TheBec0]

Currently powering through an audiobook out of pure spite. I'm not enjoying the writing style, but don't want to just quit because I don't actually mind the story itself.

[Bex @TheBec0]

5/5 ‘😂’ responses to my comedic bizarre life updates last night!

[Bex @TheBec0]

@BahaNick16 You’ve been ahead of this curve for decades!!

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@BahaNick16 I missed a trick not calling Gomez “our Kez” to be honest! Starting to down the seeds that mum should name the new canary she’s getting Kez instead (yes mining family with canaries….)

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I just need a chocolate @SoreenHQ to come back asap please 😩

[Bex @TheBec0]

Switched to men’s antiperspirant a while ago because I loathe the pink tax, and it turns out it is also better which has annoyed me even more.

[Bex @TheBec0]

The Winter Olympics fascinates me because how are you finding out you’re great at the skeleton and bobsled? Like how do you get into that as a youth?

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@mattlewisj @todayyearsold He definitely said that!! This is what I was confused at?! Like what do you mean you can’t talk while you’re holding both utensils?

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@LolittaCarlos What date are you going to? I’m headed to 2nd at 10 😍

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@theonlyshxn I joined the queue at 8 and it let me into the site after like a minute, never refreshed so at 10 I picked my date, paid and dipped! The other tab where I joined the queue at 0915ish still hasn’t let me in!