The Betch Life

Once a Betch, Always a Betch.

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We got some baby mama drama #PLL

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I thought buying a new pair of Lululemon's would give me motivation to workout #2013

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congrats to the biggest bitch herself, @KimKardashian #babymama

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Am I supposed to know who Frank Ocean is?

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Wearing China Glaze nail polish is like buying clothes from Walmart.

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I wish guys would tell me I was beautiful as much as old people do.

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The song 'Pour Some Sugar On Me' makes me want to start taking shots and ripping my clothes off... every damn time.

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I only like sports that require tailgating #fucktheNBA

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Wine night turns into, screw this we want tequila.

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Thanks dad for giving me your drinking genes! #HappyFathersDay

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I am secretly dying to see One Direction in concert.

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The good ones are always gay. Prime example: Matt Bomer

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Watching Teen Mom in sweatpants, I've never felt so white trash in my life.

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Jessica Simpson's baby is going to have the best clothes #babybetch

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Dear rompers, why are people still wearing you? Sincerely, I want to vom.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle: I reuse my dads credit card, does that make me eco-friendly?

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Wait, I thought I was dating Liam?

[Morgan @_themadchatter]

You don't drink caffeine? What are you, a terrorist?!

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Its official, Netflix is my summer boyfriend.