Morgan

Play with my boobs, not my heart.

[Morgan @_themadchatter]

Relationship status: Keep having to rewind Netflix cause I can't hear what's happening over my chewing.

[Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire]

Can I be someone less embarrassing for awhile?

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

8am-noon: look at the little screen
noon-7pm: look at the medium screen
7pm-4am: look at the big screen
4am-8am: why cant i sleep

[Morgan @_themadchatter]

Just think... 300 years from now there will be romance novels written about heartbreaking love stories of people being kept apart because of the pandemic.

[kate mckiernan @kate_mckiernan]

If you don’t take off your backpack on the train, I will get irrationally angry, say nothing, and take it out on my coworkers. You’ve not been warned.

[Morgan @_themadchatter]

Are you sure you’re okay? Because you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe...

[Morgan @_themadchatter]

@BradTBuchanan Hahaha I wish it was a better story, but just an observation while in traffic!

[Morgan @_themadchatter]

I think the worst part of living in New York would be living each day knowing that if something happened, you’d probably die before an ambulance ever made it to you.

[Morgan @_themadchatter]

Til dawn do us part.

[Morgan @_themadchatter]

Literally every time I hang out with you I throw up...

Like the next day... Because I was hungover...

[Morgan @_themadchatter]

Mom: Did you meet anyone memorable?
Me: Yes! There was this dog...

– An actual conversation & some insight into my love life.

[Morgan @_themadchatter]

Just imagine having to clean the Hall of Mirrors at Versailles before @Windex...

[Morgan @_themadchatter]

When is "Bring Your Bed to Work Day"?

[Morgan @_themadchatter]

Pizza, red wine, and Star Wars... now that's a good Saturday night. 🙌🏽

[Morgan @_themadchatter]

I just want to sleep, drink wine, and sleep while drinking wine.

[Morgan @_themadchatter]

@jfleckenstein GUUUURRRRLLLLL I miss you more!

[Morgan @_themadchatter]

Dinner? Yeah I had a few glasses.

[Morgan @_themadchatter]

"Stop Being Socially Awkward" – It's like this #SMWChicago chat was made for me. #SMWStopBeingAwkward

[Morgan @_themadchatter]

I need a coffee just to get out of bed in order to make a coffee. Life is hard.

[Morgan @_themadchatter]

America: Takes 2 steps forward. Gets distracted by something shiny. Follows it and take 20 steps backward.