Ally

woo me with witty words and sugary foods

[Ally @TheBigASwizzle]

On the "date" section of my exam booklet, I wrote "12/13/18, or at least that's what my tombstone will say when I yeet myself in front of a car after this exam"

My TA just emailed me this.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Wyd after work?"

Me already in bed:

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

"IT"S THE FUCKING GUNS!"

[Troy the Panda (I don't want a 24 team playoff!) @JusABear04]

The worst part about this #ChiefsParade shooting is not a damn thing is going to happen.

Just thoughts and prayers, a patch on the jersey, or a sticker on the helmet next year.

But nothing will change, and there will be another mass shooting next month.

Sickening.

[Ally @TheBigASwizzle]

The mayor: I’m heartbroken
The police chief: I’m pissed

And THATS the difference between the politicians and the people. They’ll say whatever lines their pockets while the people suffer senseless deaths. I’m tired of the thoughts and prayers, where is the policy change

[Ally @TheBigASwizzle]

Sick to my stomach that this continues to happen. The only thing more American than football is mass shootings. I’m so tired of this being the normal

[kcpolice @kcpolice]

Shots have been fired around Union Station. Please leave the area.

[gigi⸆⸉ 𖤓 @cornergihaunts]

the “just smile” has unlocked thousands of years of generational feminine rage in me.

women don’t owe you a smile when you make them uncomfortable
women don’t owe you a smile when you make a misogynistic joke
women don’t owe you a smile PERIOD

[Ally @TheBigASwizzle]

I told my esthetician about you, it’s over over now

[__e.rxn | erin (taylor’s version) @pocketrocket23]

Barbie has a good day everyday. Ken only has a good day when Barbie looks at him 😭😭😭

[jordz @jordanhtf]

me watching that video of taylor and travis kiss after the show

[s ౨ৎ @ttpdchella]

all this has taught me is that delusion is key

[Ally @TheBigASwizzle]

I’m about to be insufferable

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Northern Attitude (with @Hozier) out Friday 11.10 https://t.co/dkNEYFFleN

[trash jones @jzux]

“what do you want to be for Halloween” in bed by 10

[Jane💍 @taylorstightend]

“DO YOU FEEL LIKE A SECURITY GUARD WHEN UR WITH TAYLOR?” “i feel like when im on a date i have the sense of im the man in the situation. im protective” I CANT

[grillpill 🪏 @grillpill_]

the proposal but its two people trying to convince their families that they're getting married to get this le crueset collection

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

when i say “i got tht dawg in me” , i’m actually talkin abt Mr. Peanutbutter from bojack horseman

[delia @delia_cai]

life with astigmatism is more romantic because every light is a twinkle light

[Ally @TheBigASwizzle]

I feel personally attacked by the Barbie movie

[Union Station KC @UnionStationKC]

Union Station (Taylor's Version). July 7-8, Union Station will shine in purple as Kansas City welcomes Taylor Swift's Eras Tour and the thousands of Swifties visiting our city. Be sure to stop by and get your fan photos! The Station will be lit purple from sunset to sunrise on both Friday and Saturday nights. #TSTheErastour #KCTSTheErasTour #TaylorSwift

File photo by Kent Auf Der Heide.

[Ally @TheBigASwizzle]

Is anyone else seeing the mustard tiktoks or do I need to call my therapist