partyhound

grip it 'n rip it

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"I'm not a legend I'm just a guy looking for nice waves and good friends" - Big Z, Surfs Up (2007)

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@Alexander4L @AwfulButGreat My playing sounds like farts without a pedal

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Yo @Spotify why is my SIXTH MOST PLAYED SONG OF 2024 constantly in my Discover Picks along with a bunch of other stuff I've ALREADY ADDED TO MY LIBRARY. I've already discovered this shit keep up

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@ScottiePoopin_ @raisinchoirgirl Need it 🧄

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I smell like I just shit myself but it's just bad gas

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@ToBeFehr Absolutely destroying the resale value of this building

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Only one in the office today means unlimited unfiltered farts. What a day. #farttwitter

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Pray for Iain

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@Alexander4L I doesn't feel like it will be. But I'll trust the process.

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I'm gonna cry tonight #LetsGoOilers

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Pray for Iain

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@Alexander4L What do I even care anyway if I'm dead? I'll leave it all to Darc in my will

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Is 30 too young to put myself deeper into financial ruin for a midlife crisis purchase?

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The outside of the wrapper of my bagel had more butter on it than the bagel itself. Thanks @TimHortons keep up the sick work 👍

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My favorite live music show genre is hardcore shows in a fully lit room

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Yo @Arbys your cheddar game is slipping. Not near enough ched for all this beef. Light 4/10.

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This is a hardcore song @piercetheveil #hardcoretwitter

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*5th

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I don't care about this team.

Is what I tell myself while cracking my 4th weeknight beer while definitely caring too much about this team.

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I really fuck with Jesus Christ

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Hey Stuart Skinner, delete Mike Smith's number