UnlessIMissMyGuess

l ❤❤❤ our anipals, and I'm a crazy cat daddy. I do not subscribe to group think. If that offends you ... look at all the fucks I give. My pronouns: me/mine!

[Lara Logan @laralogan]

So full of it.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Meet Judge Bentley Price.

He released Alexander Dickey after just 410 days of a 1,825 day sentence.

22.5%

Dickey was in prison for 3rd degree burglary (downgraded from 1st degree)

It was his 39th arrest and 25th felony.

He left prison and murdered Logan Federico.

Insane.

[Larrinka Wolffy @LarrinkaW]

@lavern_spicer

[JMooski @SternFBSuperfan]

@lavern_spicer

[Philip Marlowe NV @NvPMarlowe]

@lavern_spicer https://t.co/xp4zvZQWrG

[Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 @lavern_spicer]

Dear New York City Democrats.

Yall done stepped in some bullshit now.

First yall pretend to be all down with the Black man.

Now yall done kicked poor Eric Adams to the curb for some muthafuckin socialist scumbag like Zohran Mamdani.

You know what?

Yall gonna get exactly the fucked up city yall deserve.

Eric Adams wasn’t no prince but at least he was willing to work with the president OUR DEMOCRACY elected.

And yall don’t really want no muthafuckin UNITED STATES.

Yall want race war and socialism and Sharia law and all that bullshit.

And that’s why yall had the campaign finance board withhold millions of dollars from him.

We all know it.

So Beaverface Kathy Hochul and slimy Chuck Schumer, keep on leading your voters off that cliff.

Ima be praying to GOD that he finally give yall the comeuppance yall deserve.

As for being an ally of Black people, yall can shut right the fuck up above any of that bullshit from now on.

Because it’s obvious yall hate Black people way more than the Republicans do.

And Beaverface, I would tell you to kiss my muthafuckin ass in Times Square on a Saturday night, but you might gnaw a hole in it.

FUCK THE DEMOCRATS.

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

95% of Gaza voted for HAMAS.

I’ve seen enough videos of women and children in Gaza calling for the death of all Jews and celebrating HAMAS as their pre-school graduations to know these people don’t fit the legal definition of the word “innocent”. You are gaslighting the American people to give an excuse to Islamic terror. Yes, women and children can be terrorists. And yes, women and children in Gaza who support HAMAS are terrorists unworthy of my sympathy.

Now stop evading my question. Why did you speak at this jihadi conference? @RoKhanna

This is you, glorifying HAMAS. 👇🏻

[SparksN123 @SparksN123]

Oh no. Demrat stupid.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 Make her famous!

[Lara Logan @laralogan]

Hey Cassidy…lying under oath as part of a seditious conspiracy makes you a traitor. Preserve your records.

[Roger Stone @RogerJStoneJr]

James Comey and I were charged with the exact same crimes . Why did 29 heavily armed FBI agents storm my home at 6 AM to arrest me after tipping off CNN while James Comey still has not voluntarily surrendered for his arrest and has until October 9 to do so?

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just posted this video of Charlie Kirk talking about the Islamic takeover of America. Charlie's message needs to be spread FAR and WIDE.

"There's something wrong when you have a Muslim Marxist mayor of New York City! We don't talk enough about Islam...we don't talk nearly enough about the Islamist. We don't talk nearly enough about the hundreds of thousands of Muslims that we have voluntarily imported into our country that build mosques, implement Sharia law."

"The women of the West, they get cats, the women of Muslims, they have eight kids. Eventually it doesn't work very well. It's just a bunch of math. The women of the West have abortions, the women of Muslims, have entire communities they can fill."

"We're going to take this country back and restore it once and for all...We're simply calling out their hate, and we're meeting their hate with a nice one-way ticket back to Mogadishu."

"This nation founded as a Christian nation has been given a new birth of freedom by the grace of God on July 13th when Donald Trump could have had his brains blown out. But by this couple millimeters, we have a nation and a republic that should invigorate you and fire you up to go out from this place and to save this nation for righteous and just purposes."

[UnlessIMissMyGuess @TheBillyBatson]

@KatTimpf Congratulations on the feature, @KatTimpf! My wife and I love watching you on "Gutfeld!" Please keep on being you! God bless you and your wonderful family! 🥰

[LeoTerrell @TheLeoTerrell]

RT to every person on Earth!

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

WOW. Former CT State Senator Nicole Mitchell, who was convicted of 1st Degree Burglary and faced up to 20 years in prison, received ONLY 180 days of work release.

180 days is pathetic.

She is allowed to leave prison every day to work and has already been spotted working at a local Dunkin' Donuts.

h/t @GrageDustin

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Dear Jimmy Kimmel,

In your semi-apology tonight,
you LIED AGAIN.

You were not making “light” of Mr. Kirk’s death.

The suspension you justly received last week was for FALSELY ACCUSING,
MAGA and Republicans “one of their own” you said, for the murder of our friend Charlie Kirk when it was in fact just another in the long line of Murderous Leftist Lunatics who killed Charlie, who get their inspiration to kill from YOUR DANGEROUS LEFTIST RHETORIC.

You and your other Late Night Host’s and the other illiberal media’s constant propagandizing and demonizing fellow Americans as fascists and Nazis have created the atmosphere where Leftists feel that killing people who think differently is justified.

And you were NOT even telling it in the form of joke either. You liar.

Even your own ABC affiliates are bored and sickened by your constant political indoctrination by comedic imposition and refuse to air your show.

Free Speech is indeed all speech. We must even protect the speech that we loathe.

Well, most Americans are decent God fearing people and we loathe your speech but will continue to support your right to speak it freely.

But we don’t have to watch.

And we won’t.

Signed,
America

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

The definition of real fascism.

[CJ Pearson @Cjpearson]

🚨 Hakeem Jeffries just said that if Democrats regain power, they will use the government to go after anybody "doing the bidding of the Trump administration."

In case you needed any more motivation to make sure these people never win an election again.

[UnlessIMissMyGuess @TheBillyBatson]

Internet, have at it.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Demons.