Ben

heart of gold if you ask me

[Ben @TheBlaskShow]

@luckyswell Mustatorade

[Ben @TheBlaskShow]

@AstonshngLegnds I didn’t know this book I’ve had for 20 years originally had a sleeve! Getting it from a neighbor in 5th grade the same year Signs came out led to some pretty frightening nights (and somewhere down the road, a podcast subscription)

[Ben @TheBlaskShow]

People abuzz about Barbenheimer as if we didn’t all spend July 16th, 2004 at the theater watching both I, Robot and A Cinderella Story #ICinderobotStory

[Ben @TheBlaskShow]

My friend is a beekeeper but they always sting him because he doesn’t “wear the stuff”

[Ben @TheBlaskShow]

Somebody hold my inhaler I’m about to do the worm

[Ben @TheBlaskShow]

Coaching basketball is fun and rewarding. Catch me in the last few frames. Very proud of my squad of 14/15 year olds. Even though they are too excited to pick up full court after a make

[Zero Gravity New England @zg_newengland]

Hyde Park Run moving the ball and knocking down an open trey 👌🏻🔥 #ZGMadness

[Ben @TheBlaskShow]

I haven’t stepped on a scale in a while but let’s just say this is the first time I’ve failed at touching my nipples together since Biden took office.

[Ben @TheBlaskShow]

@MikeHanford Put some salt in a lemon nut and shake it all up

[Ben @TheBlaskShow]

Never rolled my eyes harder than when I just learned my “no eating in bed” rule applies to starbursts

[Ben @TheBlaskShow]

This is the least amount of hang time that has ever led to a sprained ankle. He even hits me with a puzzled head scratch.

[Ben @TheBlaskShow]

Velcro sandals shouldn’t be symmetrical bro am I reachin left or right

[Ben @TheBlaskShow]

Last week I sprained my ankle so bad I invented wordle golf.

[Ben @TheBlaskShow]

I got totally busted returning a suit my friend Paul said I could keep a while longer since I hurt my ankle. Sorry Paul. Friday means Friday.

[Ben @TheBlaskShow]

@BaveDender No way my Dad is a veteran and Wanda really freaks him out!

[Ben @TheBlaskShow]

All fish ain’t whittled. But every time I whittle. I whittle a fish.

[Ben @TheBlaskShow]

Celtics vibe check

[Ben @TheBlaskShow]

Celtics so far

[Ben @TheBlaskShow]

Timed chess? Bro I’m thinking

[Ben @TheBlaskShow]

After the slam, Ja uses his left arm to right himself in the air like a cat uses it’s tail. Also it’s a cool dunk but other people already made that observation. I may be first to this whole cat thing.

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

This angle of Ja Morant’s ridiculous dunk 👀

[Ben @TheBlaskShow]

My wife got a bunch of candles and I had to say “wax to the max” 3 times before she even smiled.