tree witch

eat pray love fuck shit up

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

❤︎

[tree witch @luckyswell]

i used to be a highkey hater of hers bc i despise sadness, but this i find optimistic and radical

[tree witch @luckyswell]

phoebe bridgers doing a no phone tour… highly respectable celebrity behavior… i like where this is going…

[tree witch @luckyswell]

boss just found out the wedding we’ve been working on all day is actually next weekend while pharrell’s “happy” plays in the background

[tree witch @luckyswell]

sorry to be a puritan but i think it is sick, twisted, and more that we have gambling apps posting political updates as if they are the news

[extrêmement vivant @anaamshi]

Faut normaliser le fait de déguster régulièrement des assortiments de fromages de chèvre face a la mer avec les gens qu’on aime

[tree witch @luckyswell]

the way this man’s smile was BEAMING every single second of that episode makes this so much funnier… he was so happy to not be a cop

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Pennsylvania Mayor slams ‘Love Island USA’ contestant Sean Reifel for quitting his police job to be on the show:

“Our police department spent a lot of time training and we paid thousands of taxpayer dollars to send him to the police academy. We are disappointed he left as we now have another vacancy in our department that is impossible to fill until next year. I never thought I’d see the day in America where reality show participation wins out over being a police officer.”

[tree witch @luckyswell]

watched love island for the first time last night. i like how the lighting in the house is designed for military grade psychological torture and how there are so many clips of them dancing by themselves.

[tree witch @luckyswell]

won over my no nonsense pilates instructor with hard work and radical vulnerability

[tree witch @luckyswell]

a few years ago i stopped consuming all true crime/law & order svu/csi entertainment and my day to day life got measurably more pleasant

[tree witch @luckyswell]

something comes over me when commenting on my friends small business’ instagram posts

[tree witch @luckyswell]

i’m sure celebs are not telling us their real favorite restaurants in those videos for this very reason… which just intrigues me more

[Evan DeSimone @MediaEvan]

I feel like no one has done the definitive piece about how exciting new restaurants and bars are regularly getting nuked by TikTok influencers.

[tree witch @luckyswell]

i actually didn’t expect this campaign to be about “bike lanes” bc skid row overflows into where i work.

last week i saw two babies strapped in bouncy seats on the curb next to a tent.

this woman is clueless or worse.

[tantum @QuasLacrimas]

"I expected the campaign to be about bike lanes" is a memorable line. Millennial Dems have been as fried by Parks & Rec as Gen X Dems were by the West Wing

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

A smile is a gang sign for friendly people

[tree witch @luckyswell]

alone on a winding mountain road i drove straight through a swarm of locusts then around a blind bend revealed a coyote standing in the middle of the road. what a semiotic morning

[tree witch @luckyswell]

i love that 30 rock always brings everyone together ❤️

[tree witch @luckyswell]

@hamantaschen69 wait…. omg………………

[tree witch @luckyswell]

just came to the realization that i thought she was blind because she looks just like the blind girl on 30 rock who rejects kenneth after feeling his face… lol

[tree witch @luckyswell]

in the throes of covid i stumbled upon an instagram account of a couple where i thought the girl was blind and the guy was really attentive cooking for her, picking her clothes , etc. but turns out she can see they’re just kind of weird

[tree witch @luckyswell]

flowers didn’t come in the right color so i spray painted them