DougTheBoneMarrone

By any accepted standard,I have had more than nine lives.I counted them up once, and there were 13 times I almost and maybe should have died Parody

[Matt Verderame @MattVerderame]

Shut it down. Shut the whole thing down.

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Bills wide receiver moves since 2024:

Traded for:
-DJ Moore
-Amari Cooper

Drafted:
-Keon Coleman
-Kaden Prather
-Skyler Bell

Signed in free agency:
-Josh Palmer
-Curtis Samuel
-Brandin Cooks
-Gabe Davis
-Elijah Moore
-Mack Hollins
-Mecole Hardman
-Tyrell Shavers
-Laviska Shenault
-Quintez Cephus
-Chase Claypool
-Marquez Valdes-Scantling
-KJ Hamler
-Jalen Virgil
-Deven Thompkins

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Thinking about how the end of the season is always sort of sad…and you sign off to people till the fall… and lament what happened…and try to justify what was good and try to feel positive about next year.

…And how none of that shit applies.

[Nike Basketball @nikebasketball]

Sleep well, NY.

[Crazy Stats @NBAcrazystats]

Last night, Karl-Anthony Towns recorded his 18th consecutive game with a positive plus-minus. It is the longest such streak in the postseason since the @NBA began tracking play-by-play data in 1997.

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

The Spurs are the only team in NBA history to have:

76 or more points in the first half
30 or fewer points in the second half

...in any game, regular season or playoffs.

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

No exaggeration this is the greatest play in basketball history

[DougTheBoneMarrone @TheBoneMarrone]

@NBAOfficial https://t.co/b2lPO8lhYQ

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

This is incredible basketball from the Knicks — just a great watch. They’re not getting any calls and it hasn’t even mattered. I’m really impressed.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

good morning, the knicks' +225 total margin of victory is the best by any team over a 10 game span, regular season or postseason, in NBA history

[Andy Bailey @AndrewDBailey]

Charles Barkley in his four seasons as a Houston Rocket: 16.5 points, 12.2 rebounds, 3.9 assists, 4.0 box plus/minus

Draymond Green’s last four seasons: 8.6 points, 6.5 rebounds, 6.0 assists, 0.5 box plus/minus

[LETS GO BUFFALO!! @bills_opinions]

Marquise Goodwin describes former #Bills HC Doug Marrone as an asshole 😳

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

Bills every year in the draft

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

team win % by QB when defense allows 28+ points:

0.800 - Josh Allen (4-1)

<huge gap>

0.400 - Trevor Lawrence (2-3)
0.333 - Bo Nix (1-2)
0.333 - Kirk Cousins (1-2)
0.333 - Caleb Williams (2-4)
0.333 - Jared Goff (2-4)
0.250 - Aaron Rodgers (1-3)
0.250 - Matthew Stafford (1-3)
0.250 - Justin Fields (1-3)
0.250 - Dak Prescott (2-7)
0.167 - Baker Mayfield (1-5)
0.167 - Joe Flacco (1-5)
0.111 - Cam Ward (1-8)
0.000 - Drake Maye (0-1)
0.000 - Patrick Mahomes (0-3)
0.000 - Marcus Mariota (0-4)
0.000 - Lamar Jackson (0-5)
0.000 - Brady Cook (0-4)
0.000 - Jaxson Dart (0-5)
0.000 - Jacoby Brissett (0-7)
0.000 - Tua Tagovailoa (0-7)
0.000 - Geno Smith (0-7)

*2025 regular season

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THROWBACK: When former Florida star Mike Gillislee looked like the next great running back for the Buffalo #Bills.

Rushing attempts: 274
Rushing yards: 1,291
Rushing touchdowns: 16
Receptions: 17
Receiving yards: 103
Receiving touchdowns: 1

Baller. https://t.co/eSimKGJC9D

[DougTheBoneMarrone @TheBoneMarrone]

@TheRewatchables @BillSimmons @VanLathan HM: Fu*% Your Yankee Blue Jeans

[max @bingbongbills]

what the fuck is this outfit

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

.@Coach_McNamara joins @KevinNegandhi on SportsCenter to discuss coming back to Syracuse as their newest head coach 🍊

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

Antoine Winfield Sr. one of the GREATEST tackling corners to ever play the game of football.