Alexandra Vernal

My daughter is my greatest treasure ❤

[Alexandra Vernal @TheBookOfAlex]

I got my nails done for my sister's wedding next weekend, yesterday. My regular nail tech comes over and THE CONCERN on his face when I said no design. HE THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS WRONG! Until I explained. We then planned my next appointment for my Halloween nails 😆

[Alexandra Vernal @TheBookOfAlex]

@kayy__p SHE ASKED YOU TOO?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣

[Alexandra Vernal @TheBookOfAlex]

@jamie_onair I got cute, ugly, and untalented.

[pragun @pragdua]

this meeting could have been a forehead kiss

[Alexandra Vernal @TheBookOfAlex]

Thank fuck, I can now spare my child the heartbreak and confusion since those people are no longer welcome in my life. We no longer exist to you and wish you all the best.

[Alexandra Vernal @TheBookOfAlex]

I've come to the realization that over the past 30 years, the past 10 really, that I have been nothing but used by people that tell me they care about me. I've been picked on and bullied and even ridiculed for simple things that have brought me joy or excitement. 1/2

[Alexandra Vernal @TheBookOfAlex]

Not gunna let one shitty ass person ruin my day. 🖕

[Alexandra Vernal @TheBookOfAlex]

I went for a 2hr walk this morning and my legs are still pissed off.

[Alexandra Vernal @TheBookOfAlex]

"Hey mom! Can we try this cheese filled pasta with Alfredo sauce?"
"Sure, why not?"
*Immediately regrets eating all that dairy*

[Alexandra Vernal @TheBookOfAlex]

My 8 year old confused Jason Bateman for Jason Batman and I don't want to correct her.

[Alexandra Vernal @TheBookOfAlex]

So I was told the other day that unless you pay rent or a mortgage, you are not allowed to be stressed. Like....ok. My stress has magically disappeared 🤷‍♀️

[Alexandra Vernal @TheBookOfAlex]

@kayy__p 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Alexandra Vernal @TheBookOfAlex]

Feeling anxious...so I cleaned out my sock drawer. Anyone else do that?

[Alexandra Vernal @TheBookOfAlex]

My child is at the age where I'm starting to become embarrassing and it's great.

[Alexandra Vernal @TheBookOfAlex]

Its boob sweat season.

[Alexandra Vernal @TheBookOfAlex]

Cleaning the house so I can do fuck all tomorrow. Why? Cuz I know it wouldn't get done if I asked. And that fucking sucks.

[Alexandra Vernal @TheBookOfAlex]

The guy at Goodwill tried to flirt with me and I panicked. I FORGOT HOW TO FLIRT!!

[Alexandra Vernal @TheBookOfAlex]

I bought kambucha today. It smells like paint but tastes half decent. HOW DO PEOPLE DRINK THIS ALL THE TIME???

[Alexandra Vernal @TheBookOfAlex]

The amount of money I just spent at Walmart made my stomach hurt.

[Santa’s Danto @SandyDanto]

Oh, you didn’t have any taste before Covid either, honey