Jay🦅

Semper Paratus |
Often times I'll retweet stuff that I found intriguing and you should be intrigued by them too |

[Em @dresdendoll]

odysseus

[Rico 🎯 @RicoDontMiss]

i don’t get why food trucks don’t deliver, b!tch you already in the truck

[Bùnmi 💐 @bunmigrey]

Everytime people talk about wanting kids, they assume their kids will be good kids. No one thinks they will parent a primary 3A lunch thief.

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

When you are a thief - and pick the wrong house. 🙇‍♂️😬

[The Impatient Tourist @ImpatienTourist]

Christopher Columbus in 1492:

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Their gate has a ceiling dawg😭😭😭

You’re leaving that place in debt 😭

[Aisha. @Aishaa_nagogo]

Whenever I beg for hotspot from my brother 🤣😭🫣

[Muzi Sambo @muzy747]

“You’ll know your VIN by heart, Goldwagen wara wara…”

😊👍🏾

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

facebook is wild 😭😭

[Modern Family Media @DunphyFiles]

phil and claire, they raised me

[Modern Family Media @DunphyFiles]

always makes me laugh, everytime

[فاطمة @queenfq44]

this is not formula one its formula hamilton

[BLOCKIANA @beammeupblocki]

Please use a condom on valentines day we dont need no more people. None. Idgaf. Jus stop.

[Modern Family Media @DunphyFiles]

gloria and cam!