The Bottom Files

Bikini Bottom’s underground files.
Presented by Mr. Moleius Maximus.
$MOLE @MoneroMole

[The Bottom Files @TheBottomFiles]

Prison escape. Coffin through the ceiling. 🚨
Mikki gambled away the helicopter. Popeye smoked the gate off its hinges. Security saw nothing.
Bob rescued Bin… then his boss sold him.
Now his funeral’s booked. He’s still fucking alive. ⚰️🔥
@MoneroMole

[The Bottom Files @TheBottomFiles]

The Bottom Files - Episode 2: New Faces, Same Tax Evasion 📷

[The Bottom Files @TheBottomFiles]

THE BOTTOM FILES is an ongoing animated series following Mr. Moleius Maximus and the increasingly questionable people operating beneath him.

Each episode is its own story, but the consequences carry over.

Episode 1 starts with a simple accounting problem.

It gets worse.

[The Bottom Files @TheBottomFiles]

THE BOTTOM FILES FULL EP. 1

Bad books. Performance Enhancing whip. Worse employees. One very unhappy Mr. Moleius Maximus.

BUSINESS IS BOOMING.

[Mole @MoneroMole]

https://t.co/hhHLHgcGk5

[Andrew Loan @Andrew__Loan]

@Ministerr At least the hacker had the option to pull out.
https://t.co/VpbIo8EttL

[Alex Moan @AlexMoan88]

@lukebelmar BTC dumped. Epstein pumped. Ansem absorbed the volatility.
https://t.co/aEpoBJNTMx

[Alex Moan @AlexMoan88]

@notthreadguy Some lost their minds. Ansem lost custody of his asshole.
https://t.co/ZXAQEQrKtn

[The Bottom Files @TheBottomFiles]

@MoneroMole @blknoiz06 Epstein's sperm uploading to Ansem. 99%. Preparing second deposit. @blknoiz06

[Mole @MoneroMole]

wtf Ansem? @blknoiz06

-Mr. Moleius Maximus

[Mole @MoneroMole]

I am Mr. Moleius Maximus.

I did not appoint myself general. I earned my rank in the trenches.

While others built memecoins to extract from their believers, I built an army to advance the mission of Monero.

Every soldier under my command serves a greater purpose: privacy by default, financial freedom, and a future where Monero reigns supreme.

I am not here to compete for a seat among the other Monero memes.

I am here to lead the ENTIRE FUCKING ARMY.

$MOLE

-Mr. Moleius Maximus