Toba Adewuyi

Healthy skeptic. We’ve got our Arsenal BACK!!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[Glenn Hoddle @GlennHoddle]

This was such fun doing !!😂. Teddy on the bike at the end kills me !!!!😂😂😂.

[ẹwàtómi 💕 @theewatomi]

do you know how crazy hilarious it is that the two bums that people swore were taking over saka's spot in england are getting dropped for saka's back-up? 😭😂🙂‍↔️

[Tosin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇹 @tosin_1109]

Premier League titles won

Zubimendi in 10 months: 1

Steven Gerard in 17 years: 0

[Toba Adewuyi @TheBoyTee]

😂😂😂 tell them!

[S👻 @scrapytweets]

MLS 😂😂😂 and I’m holding the bottle, the real bottle ❤️❤️❤️

[Gabriel Magalhaes @biel_m04]

sorry fans, we will get out of this situation. we need you!

[Toba Adewuyi @TheBoyTee]

😂😂😂

[𝔻𝕚𝕡𝕤 @dipsMUFC]

Hahaha

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[Toba Adewuyi @TheBoyTee]

Teta did it mehn ❤️

[Toba Adewuyi @TheBoyTee]

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ARSENAL CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND!!

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Sergio Busquets puts it on a plate for Lionel Messi.

[Toba Adewuyi @TheBoyTee]

Some of these quotes are killing me 😂

[England @England]

2-0 to the #ThreeLions! 😁

@PhilFoden puts it on a plate for @EbereEze10 who effortlessly guides it into the top corner.

[Oluwamayowa Idowu @MayowaIdowu]

#footballheritage

[Fola Olatunji-David @folasanwo]

Kai, I really am a Nigerian parent. Because why is this making me happy 😂

[Grimsby Town F.C. @officialgtfc]

Let's take you through our side for this afternoon... 😉

#GTFC

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Apparently Eze’s come down with a nasty case of ‘Gunner-rhea’ overnight.🥁

[Astronomer @astronomerio]

Thank you for your interest in Astronomer.

[Toba Adewuyi @TheBoyTee]

“Unstoppable” I’m laughing and crying

[AI @nonewthing]

Rodrygo/Eze—Maverick central dribbler to replace Jesus

Madueke—Unstoppable carrier and counterattacking threat

What is not to like about this + a CF?

Are you blind?

[Toba Adewuyi @TheBoyTee]

ROGAN I need Elon on TONIGHT