@bscholl This will not succeed because the gentleman rocking the mullet will trip over all the ladies throwing themselves at him and become distracted.
This is the best representation of HR I've ever seen. It's crystal clear, right there
If you watch this video, it might seem like innocent fun at first. They're just doing a little dance, messing around with the girlies, right?
Because that's not a caricature. That's the gatekeeper for your next job
That's the person who decided whether you got a callback after an interview
I remember applying to jobs when I was young. Fresh out of university, motivated, and willing to work. This was before I hated the corporate life
And 99% of the time my CV went straight into a black hole. I never got responses or reasons; it was just discarded by some algorithm, or by someone who couldn't tell the difference between a junior developer and a junior marketing assistant
When I finally had actual skills (when I became a web developer and had something real to offer), I thought it would get easier...
And it didn't
Instead I had to jump through hoop after hoop just to reach a human being who actually understood what I did:
- Personality assessments
- Group dynamics exercises
- Three rounds of interviews with people who'd never written a line of code in their lives, asking me where I saw myself in five years
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You want to talk to the CTO for twenty minutes? First sit through forty-five minutes with someone whose job is to make sure you're "a culture fit"
A culture fit, FFS
For a lot of men I know, starting their own business wasn't some romantic entrepreneurial dream. It wasn't a vision board. It wasn't a podcast-worthy origin story
It was the only door that didn't have a bouncer in front of it
The system didn't want us... So we stopped asking for permission
@pedrocamacho Very cool. Did you also do the wormhole music? If so, you should know that I mentally play that soundtrack when I'm driving up a parking deck, avoiding obstacles.