Brennan Bolls

Lets All Be Cool Together

[Brennan Bolls @TheBrennanB]

God listens. How do I know?
Dua Lipa is now single.

[Brennan Bolls @TheBrennanB]

Told everyone to buy in today. No one listened. Posting to say I told you so in the future.

[Brennan Bolls @TheBrennanB]

God killed the dinosaurs bc she was sick of them.

[Brennan Bolls @TheBrennanB]

Wait, how do Android users know when a tornado is coming?

[Brennan Bolls @TheBrennanB]

I’m still waiting on the murder hornets. Any minute now.

[Brennan Bolls @TheBrennanB]

Blockchain is the future.

[Brennan Bolls @TheBrennanB]

Fuck whoever thought it was a good idea to put a tv at gas pump with the volume at 10.

[Brennan Bolls @TheBrennanB]

Don’t forget to charge your Crystals.

[Brennan Bolls @TheBrennanB]

Your human emotions are just chemical residue from past experiences.

[Brennan Bolls @TheBrennanB]

I’m on that 2021.

[Brennan Bolls @TheBrennanB]

Sometimes I miss physical CDs.

[Brennan Bolls @TheBrennanB]

Class. Ya got it or you don’t.

[Brennan Bolls @TheBrennanB]

No one listens to me. Buy Bitcoin and Eth Now. I’m gonna look back and screen shot this in 2020 and say I told ya so.

[Brennan Bolls @TheBrennanB]

I am my own hype man.

[Brennan Bolls @TheBrennanB]

I talk fast and in metaphors.
Keep up or stfu.

[lord crunkington III 🇵🇭 @postcrunk]

i thought i’d be sick of “old town road” by now, but honestly, after the 2016-2018 era of rappers getting fame/notoriety/streams off beating their gfs, child abuse, and being young murderers... this shit is so welcomely wholesome

[Brennan Bolls @TheBrennanB]

An infinite range of possibilities is always available. Just stop and think about it.

[Brennan Bolls @TheBrennanB]

I keep telling people to download and subscribe to Brennan+ in order to be my friend.

[Brennan Bolls @TheBrennanB]

I’m worried about Britney.

[Brennan Bolls @TheBrennanB]

@SpaceX Lemme go. I could be a satellite.