Brian Keele

Architect. Musician. Modernist. Hardcore Jaguars fan. Jeopardy! champion.

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Almost an hour and a half to get my pizza. And it was stone cold upon arrival. Inexcusable, @dominos

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@Delta THIS IS NOT A WINDOW SEAT! #claustrophobicnightmare

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A big FU to @USPS for apparently losing the birthday card my mother sent to me. It’s been 23 days and no sign of it. What a mess you’ve created, especially in ATL. You really are a shameful organization, and a disgrace to all who came before you. #usps

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Pro tip: want your property lost and your time and money wasted? Then choose @UPS for all your shipping needs! #incompetence

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On behalf of @Jaguars fans everywhere, and all who hold Jacksonville in their hearts, thank you Shad Khan, @TonyKhan, @DonnaDeegan, et al. I can’t tell you how proud and relieved I am to know that my team will call Duval home for the rest of my life. #dwtd

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Mailed my Mother’s Day card at my local post office on 5/2. Atlanta to Florida. Still hasn’t arrived on 5/13. @USPS you are an absolute disgrace. We deserve better! @SenOssoff @SenatorWarnock

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@Newks what happened to the garlic???? So disappointed! 😩 #bringitback

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@ATLairport you need to invest in more courteous TSA agents. Surly service is bad for the #atl brand.

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Thank you @DEWALTtough for having the best customer service in the business and really standing behind your products. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@nfl got what they wanted - Hou home playoff game and teams with big canvases. More money in the coffers. 4 terrible calls against @Jaguars made it happen. Screw this RIGGED league.

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@TruistNews you are the worst! Companywide system outage leaves me with no ability to make transactions at your branches. And your app is seemingly always down. You have been a mess since the merger. You just lost a customer of 25 years.

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@LOOKCinemasLLC your programming at the Brookhaven location is seriously infuriating. Some of us want to see smart, artistic, dramatic films, yet all you send us is superheroes, animation and other schlock. Looking like Infinity Club was a waste of $$…

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@Tim_Goergen @NFL Whine all you want. Bills got beat. 🐆

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@TruistNews No one in your organization advised me to try that. But they apparently went ahead and sent me a new standard card, which I didn’t need.

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@TruistNews You send me an email offering a personalized debit card, only to have the link not work. You direct me to call only to have your staff unable to tell me why the offer doesn’t work for me. So instead of a nice perk, you wasted an hour of my time. Thanks for nothing!

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The @MLB app is the biggest POS I’ve ever had the misfortune of using. Makes me never want to go to a game again. #mlb

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@DM_2092 @NFLUK I sincerely hope all of the “big name teams” you referenced endure years of irrelevance. The NFL needs new blood - seeing the same old teams win every year is just boring.

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This is my “upgraded” window seat. 3rd time in 4 flights. For someone who feels more comfortable being able to see outside, this SUCKS. Thanks for nothing @Delta

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A big thanks to @MAACommunities Oglethorpe for failing their pool inspection and ruining our weekend plans. Nothing like paying for amenities that you can’t use… #sarcasm #noswimming

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Fix your shake machine @FiveGuys 🤬