Brian Egeston

Amateur failure. Professional TV/Film Writer. THE GAME, ON A WING AND A PRAYER, PERFECT HARMONY, THE QUAD, SAINTS AND SINNERS. Oh and I'm a whistle blower.

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@attackingBryce Let's gooooooooooooooooo!!!!
SKEEEEEEEEgeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

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@roywoodjr I was like, What kinda math is Roy doing in his head? The answer his play cousin or blood cousin.

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@SarahHuckabee @realDonaldTrump Esteemed Gov. Huckabee. Born & raised Arkansan currently in LA here. Saying CA is in chaos is analogous to the US thinking Little Rock is the gang capital of the South because of an HBO documentary in the 80s. I pray God's grace & mercy over you and the wonderful Natural State.

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@BDaveWalters I read this too fast and thought you said the Rainbow Coalition. And I was like, why does Jessie make you sad?

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@KevOnStage The Aztek and The Hummer had an ugly baby.

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Hey @SportsCenter @sctop10 #SCtop10
@GSAsoccer final minute of stoppage. Zach Egeston starts counter attack with a perfect ball to Rene Rivera-Contreras who gets pulled by a defender, breaks away from the hold and slots it in the back of the net to seal the W! Goooooooooooaaal!

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Dear @FOXSports , why are we watching ants play soccer in the USA v URU match? The overhead wide shots looks like the camera is on Mars. 🤣🤣

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Would love to hear conversations about what Harrison Butker said vs what @Kaepernick7 did and how it will impact their legacies.

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@LAMcCorn @Morehouse You sir...are a legend.

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@KirkWrites79 So as we move forward, do you think there is a scenario where the more Black Male showrunners get hired, more BMW will be hired? Or…the bigger question, is that the only way younger kats will get more opportunities? And if so, what if fewer BMSR are hired? 😢

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@KirkWrites79 2-White 7-Black

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The #CFPCommittee also selected the best steakhouses in America. 1. @Arbys 2.@McDonaldsCorp 3. @Wendys 4. @BurgerKing 5. @Outback 6.@RuthsChris #CollegeFootballPlayoff

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Am I the only one who knew what @RandyScottESPN and @garystriewski were laughing at during the Tiger Woods segment when then reporter said, “My Neck…My Back…”@officialkhia fans know for sure.😎

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@bkjwordplay Boy, that's brilliant!

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@AlysonFouse Don't have a gif, but she was in ghost. That's where I am.🤣🤣

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@akilahgreen Shhhh. My Auntiee is still alive.🤫

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@roywoodjr Then you’ve clearly never seen us hop at our 30-year reunions. That’s when we become known as Orthopedic Psi Phi.

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Feel like I walked into Magic City only to find the dancers reading tarot cards and knitting.

Thanks, André3000.

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@kroney1228 @TeamSteffi1 If you didn’t pick a switch, not sure we can be friends.