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a poor man’s nick miller. Uniquely assembled. I’ve smoked a vape before.

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

The George Washington National Forest is so beautiful.

[fawn @daehatesyou]

during the diarrhea scare tho????

[Average @TheBrizShow]

Twitter is simultaneously making one of my tweets go viral while also showing me nothing but rage bait and it’s working. This place is hell lol

[Average @TheBrizShow]

Keep seeing quotes of this tweet on my TL, my two cents is it should be…

Instead of “gay son or thot daughter” it should be “ed twitter daughter or man on the street interview son”

[Average @TheBrizShow]

I think I’m going to become a vigilante where instead of killing murderers I’m just going to ruin the lives of people like this.

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Fans of Apostle Kathryn Krick from 5F Church in Los Angeles react as they meet her and receive her new book Ignite Revival.

[Average @TheBrizShow]

This guy can’t even read

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

i watched this and started laughing and felt very charmed and realized oh my god i’ve been rizzed. i’ve been rizzed by the rizzler. it’s real.

[Average @TheBrizShow]

You know there’s some bird in that tree just wigging the fuck out

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Bro makes bird calls so accurate it barely sounds human. Actually insane

[Average @TheBrizShow]

@samizzy72 Damn that’s a good question. Honestly I don’t know the answer. Im leaning toward yes

[Average @TheBrizShow]

@winniethepotxx He had it covered. No one was catching him

[Average @TheBrizShow]

Watched a legless man wheel away down the street while nurses chased after him. My man was trying to ESCAPE!

[Average @TheBrizShow]

Lock the whole admin up

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ducks walk across the drained Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.

📸REUTERS/Al Drago

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Average @TheBrizShow]

Crunchy moms about to come out and warn people to stay away from interstellar clouds

[CNN @CNN]

Astronomers have detected a natural sugar found in raspberries in clouds of interstellar dust and gas near the center of the Milky Way galaxy. https://t.co/6qx3pQupBZ

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

diarrhea would have to be coming out of my eyes for me to switch up on the bell i’m so sorry

[Average @TheBrizShow]

@typicallyrobyn It’s slop at this point

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Lowkey would not know if I had the Diarrhea parasite or not