Sam Issermoyer, CFA, CFP®

Want to create conversations around my love of everything finance.

[Sam Issermoyer, CFA, CFP® @samizzy72]

@TheBrizShow @parmesanlover1 what if i dont have six pack? am i allowed?

[Sam Issermoyer, CFA, CFP® @samizzy72]

@TheBrizShow its called pto

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Russell losing P2 in the standings

[Sam Issermoyer, CFA, CFP® @samizzy72]

@TheBrizShow never seen, but i feel the same way. should i dive in?

[Sam Issermoyer, CFA, CFP® @samizzy72]

@TheBrizShow SPEAK FOR YOURSELF

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

@signulll $10mm is a nightmare

[Sam Issermoyer, CFA, CFP® @samizzy72]

way more than 3x my salary

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Boomers making 3x your salary watching you convert a word doc to a PDF

[sophie @netcapgirl]

“it’s called claude mythos. it’s anthropic’s newest model and it’s so powerful they aren’t going to release it to the public. it found a bunch of zero days, it’s basically a game changer for cyber security. we need to delete our whole digital footprint”

[Sam Issermoyer, CFA, CFP® @samizzy72]

Hi! Not as successful on the field, but I did this too!

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Powerful: Former NFL offensive tackle Russell Okung lost over 100 POUNDS after retiring from football.

Okung weighed 310 pounds during his career and lost over 100 pounds within a year after retiring.

👏👏👏

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content etc etc

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

HAPPY CONFEDERATE LOSERS LOST THE WAR DAY

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[Afroman @ogafroman]

Afroman is #Frothepeople

[Daily Gondor 📰 @DailyGondor]

Lifting the siege of Minas-Tirith could put thousands of jobs at risk, with the Uruk-hai most affected, per Isengard Institute of Many Colours

[Sam Issermoyer, CFA, CFP® @samizzy72]

@iLikeDanzDaily BRO!!! SAME.

[Sam Issermoyer, CFA, CFP® @samizzy72]

@iLikeDanzDaily THE CASTLE ONE HAD ME

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

The greatest thing about this sketch is that we can revisit it every 4 years or so

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

BREAKING: Iran shoots down an F-15 with a man on a flying carpet.

[Sam Issermoyer, CFA, CFP® @samizzy72]

@iLikeDanzDaily @Quiet_Storm2015 do we like the ravens trade??

[Sam Issermoyer, CFA, CFP® @samizzy72]

can i get healthcare first?

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

President Donald Trump said he plans to build a 100,000-seat stadium near the White House to host a UFC fight on his birthday. (2026)