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Appalachian. Lived in Philly & Boston for a spell. ⚾️ Lookouts, Phillies, Red Sox, Mountain Music, Ladner curs, KY bourbon, wilderness guy, film lover.

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@snoopyandfrien6 This single strip is a standalone work of perfection.

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June 4,1986

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@Variety As the greatest minds throughout history have always said:

“The most compelling arguments reflecting profound intelligence are always completely limited to insulting another’s looks.”

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@THR @HollywoodInToto I’ve been a lover of movies for fifty years. Never in any era before has the creation of professional movies been dominated by such an overwhelming army of totally incompetent and talentless people.

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@Variety Yeah, his “truth”.

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@SharylAttkisson @douglassmackey Ever see “journalists” like Wolf Blitzer and others make cameos in Hollywood movies and notice how natural it is for them to act like aliens are invading earth, and then realize it is because all they do is act and live in make-believe land all the time?

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@Variety The “falsehoods”: Saying things he doesn’t feel.

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@vintagemapstore Every person not from Appalachia reading this: “AppleLAYCHA”.

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@InternetH0F The EU meeting its one not-evil thing quota for the decade.

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@OnlyInBOS Sure it does.

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@wolfygangg @Variety Did I insult your boyfriend

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@buitengebieden They have no scent, and they’re camouflaged. That’s why the mothers can leave them alone like that for sometimes all day.

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@nypost Important and troubling to note that his interest is in “looking like” rather than in “being”.

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@BleedingFool @avigreen1 We’re currently at a point where the “flooding” argument doesn’t hold water. (See what I did there.) The market isn’t flooded anymore. There’s just a lot of incompetent people in charge of important things, way too much female influence. It’ll take years to self correct, if ever.

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@LowProPat @Breaking911 😂

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@giveashitnature So the animal is there already in order to stumble across the rare apple core that might be found by chance across a thousand miles of roadside. The animal is not there because of the apple core. This is quite the contrived problem.

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@nut_history I don’t wish ill on anybody, but if Manny Machado had a meteor land on his head, that would seem… appropriate.

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@lisakelly_sun @EndTribalism Because I can see I’m going to get hounded about this, I’ve texted my friend for the details and I’ll share them when she replies.