Bronwyn Sweeney

British-born, American-presenting comedian based in London. TCK. Adult disney fan. Still playing words with friends.

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How it felt absolutely raw dogging a meeting without a laptop

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Going to open a steak restaurant and call it SteakHolders

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The winner of the Creative Team category is Loren Cook & Bronwyn Sweeney @MullenLoweLDN - congratulations!

#AgencyOfTheYearUK

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At my age I didn't expect to be googling 'chicken safe to eat?' so much

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People be getting REAL in the youtube comments

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Printer: What pages would you like to print?
Me: Odd pages only thanks.

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@dmuleicester @AttenboroughAC @mickperrin Thanks for the shout out!

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I’m doing my hour Off Brand at @LeicsComedyFest this Saturday at 7pm!! https://t.co/N9qhvT5yop

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@BIGHEAD_comedy_ @lornlornlors @Lucypearman @AniaMags @JuliaMasli @theamyannette @rozgarl I love my emoji 🤑

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I just want someone who will message me as consistently and frequently as a period tracker app

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@RealLeslieGold Thank you for understanding the burden of being creative 😂

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Really excited to get some writing done today! But first I need to look at all the places I used on live on google street view

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Lord give me the confidence of someone who plays music in public without headphones

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@VixLeyton We’ve all been there 😂

[Kate Stone @WellHiKate]

We've got an amazing @funnywomen lineup this month at @KomediaBrighton with @TheBron_Com, Blank Peng, @EmilyBampton, Ingrid Dahle, 2023 Funny Women Awards winner Kate Cheka and headliner @heidi_regan! Don't miss it! https://t.co/jCv9r9GA2F

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Sorry i was late to the meeting. I was just thinking back to a pub quiz where the question was 'how many US presidents have been assassinated' and I learned that the answer if 4 not 2 so then I ended up going down a wikipedia rabbit hole about william mckinley and his wife ida

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Get your tickets to this month's @funnywomen show at @KomediaBrighton on 28th October hosted by Brownwyn Sweeney, with Ingrid Dahle, @EmilyBampton @BlankPeng404, Kate Cheka and headliner @heidi_regan! https://t.co/jCv9r9GA2F

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@FunnyWomenLynne @FunnyWomenEd @funnywomen @KomediaBrighton @EmilyBampton @BlankPeng404 @heidi_regan CANNOT WAIT!!

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Over a million words in the English language and there's not one to succinctly say 'that smell wasn't me' to person walking into the toilet cubicle after me

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Welcome to adulthood where a heatwave excites you bc you think of how fast your laundry will dry