The Bruiser

50% Colombian 50% Ecuadorean 100% British beef

[Bum Smashers FC @Bum_Smashers_FC]

However the smashers are subject to change if the @TheWurzels want a different song as the anthem.Tell us what you want lads! #BSFC #smashon https://t.co/7vRuNdQYai

[The Bruiser @TheBruiser9]

No women no doi,no woman no doi!Overwhelmed to grace theshowers with this man again! REMEMBER DONT DROP THE SOAP #bruisermeat #smashon #BSFC https://t.co/HsZgj25NO4

[Bum Smashers FC @Bum_Smashers_FC]

And finally who else but Ronaldoi! age:older than you bruiser opinion:my childhood sweetdick fun fact: got in the way of his own birth #BSFC

[Bum Smashers FC @Bum_Smashers_FC]

BSFC announce @bradkislingbury! Age 48 bruiser opinion: switches the play very well! Fun fact: plays and looks like his hero John Hartson!

[Bum Smashers FC @Bum_Smashers_FC]

@TheBruiser9 #cantstopwontstopcantstopthebruise

[The Bruiser @TheBruiser9]

Bruiser approves #bruisemeat #youvebeenbruisered #BSFC #smashon https://t.co/5MwLs8VAd5

[Bum Smashers FC @Bum_Smashers_FC]

Next we have m.nicholls transferred from mnfc!Age:21
Bruisers opinion: small feet Fun fact: goes to Paris with manager for an affair #BSFC

[The Bruiser @TheBruiser9]

No peagan means more bruiser meat!! #bruisemeat #smashon #BSFC https://t.co/sWzckTxwgz

[Bum Smashers FC @Bum_Smashers_FC]

Team for Sunday is as follows: @mossman @clarkalltoft @supermatt @JohnHumphreys5 @TheBruiser9 @bradkislingbury #upthesmash #wherespeagan #KO

[Bum Smashers FC @Bum_Smashers_FC]

The smashers are delighted to announce a pre season tour of Catalunya! To visit our old friends at @CE_Jupiter #BSFC #smashon #cejupiter

[Bum Smashers FC @Bum_Smashers_FC]

@clarkalltoft Yes @TheBruiser9 and @Peagan6 have agreed to take him under their wing and teach him the ways of a smasher! #smashon #BSFC #bruiserapproves

[Bum Smashers FC @Bum_Smashers_FC]

The gruesome twosome will be signing again Ronaldoi and @TheBruiser9, @ChelseaFC wanted them, but they know where they belong! #TransferNews

[The Bruiser @TheBruiser9]

If Pierre goes bruiser goes!!! #pierreandbruise #bruisercruiser #smashon #BSFC https://t.co/024u9uDG53

[Bum Smashers FC @Bum_Smashers_FC]

@TheBruiser9 @ChelseaFC We can confirm it is 3 year deal, sorry @ChelseaFC We are still selling Pier Crouch if you are interested!

[The Bruiser @TheBruiser9]

@Bum_Smashers_FC Another man who loves a post match shower!! bring your soap mossman! Good signing smashers! #smashon #bruiserapproves #BSFC

[Bum Smashers FC @Bum_Smashers_FC]

Just finished talks and can confirm the signing of the hook shot king Matt 'The Nightmare' Nichols! Dangerous on and off the field!! #BSFC

[Bum Smashers FC @Bum_Smashers_FC]

More signings to be announced today, we hope you are all ready! Some big names are returning! #football #5aside #TransferTalk

[The Bruiser @TheBruiser9]

@Bum_Smashers_FC Ah good old nicholls does he still run around with Chester the molester?

[Humpo @JohnHumphreys5]

@Bum_Smashers_FC @TheBruiser9 I know he scores goals, sets them up and is a phenomenal player but he's a disgrace to the badge and should be exiled! #lessbazmorebruise

[The Bruiser @TheBruiser9]

@Bum_Smashers_FC Looks lovely bruiser has ordered 500