The Bumbys

A Fair and Honest Appraisal of Your Appearance.
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@Azumi_Nariko @lalisarep @probablynotaspy We ain’t mad tho. We’re stans of @taylorswift13 😎

[Amanda Fortini @amandafortini]

I wish we let women age like this too.

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If it’s #SundayMorning then it must be brunch...during the apocalypse. 🥂🎧

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Sunday Morning PSA: We’re NOT @taylorswift13 but she’s always welcomed to join us at our gigs.

[luana @swiftmarvelete]

nada supera ela toda disfarçada e depois na mala, taylor swift é ssperta

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We really love Allison Janney and support her trending. #allisonjanney

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@ksolomon 🤣🤣🤣

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This little FLY is an American hero. #VPDebate2020

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Rest in Power, #eddievanhalen

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This one hurts. Rest in Power, RBG 👩🏻‍⚖️👑 #RBG #RuthBaderGinsburg

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We feel seen!

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Can't stress it enough: distance!

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Quarantine in mf-ing OUTER SPACE. This is how far we'll go for public health.

[judy-b. @jbonze]

Just had an honest appraisal of me done by @TheBumbys at my favorite Zoom call to date: A discussion of the brilliant and witty Self Care by @rhymeswithbee and cannot recommend any of the parties enough. My 9.7 self included. Now I'm gonna go lay a jade egg.

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@rhymeswithbee @jbonze That was fun! Thank you both so much.

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THIS SUNDAY!!

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An historic 10.0 rating for masks

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Today is the day! Join us for a Pride celebration on Instagram Live. 7:00PM EST. Tune in and request to join to get appraised!

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Tomorrow! Join us on Instagram for a celebration of Pride Month. We'll be doling out appraisals and generally basking in your good vibes. See you there!

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8-bit vibes.

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It's been bothering us forever.