Future Byron

Stay-at-home dad • mosquito magnet

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@MaxwellFrostFL I’d be most upset at whoever gave you the batshit idea that your healthcare is the government’s responsibility. All we can offer is an effective military, sovereign borders, and your untouchable right to spew dumbass ideas. Have you tried Canada? 🇺🇸

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@Suzierizzo1 Imagine being ignorant enough to think justices “vote” on stuff.

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@WSJ @WSJFreeEx @WSJopinion @continetti What has this clown ever accomplished besides assailing other people’s assets like a four-year-old that has t been taught basic decency?

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@Houseofyogi Excellent!

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@RoKhanna “Son, you need to show that you can responsibly manage your money before asking for a bigger allowance.” - any sensible father

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@bourscheid “Tell ya what I’d do”

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@robbysoave @micsolana If true, please advise those individuals not to procreate.

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@stephenjnesbitt @SamBlum3 Only wish it were a statue of a Texas Ranger giving this dork a wedgie

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@acnewsitics Mind blowing how ignorantly insulting this mind set is.

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@jessinicoleb Also not ideal for the toilet problems

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@BourbonBrother

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@Isocrimen @vxunderground If they previously stored the UPPER CASE hash, then migrating to a cAse SenSitive password would not yield the same stored hash, so they wouldn’t be able to verify your password.

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@IroncladDev The citing of “insufferable” people in a post like this is rich.

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@robynngarfield @TheBabylonBee Nearly spit my coffee out when I saw this on the bee this morning. Awesome ☕️

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@DallasTexasTV With time, maybe he can get to #1 🏀

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@RemadnaKXAN I believe they call that a “gaggle” of people.

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@sblaskovich Nonna

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@FrankLuntz Credit card interest is almost always accrued daily, not monthly.

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@Stacywithani @wfaaweather Being an “actually…” person in response to satire is next level.

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@JoePostingg Minnesota has 5.8M residents, so $10B only represents $1,700 per man woman and child in the state (but children don’t pay taxes). No big deal.