Mr. Slurp N’ Burp

I'm a fucking philosopher nigga🌩🔱

[Mr. Slurp N’ Burp @TheCEOofPorn]

@Qizuaneuh @Fate_SF_Anime The fate movies are on Crunchyroll now

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A Kentucky State University basketball player from Senegal, Amina Seck, was detained by ICE at the Louisville airport while traveling to New York with her team.

Seck's lawyer says she is suffering from an ACL injury and has not been receiving consistent care while being moved between four detention centers.

(https://t.co/NmeFsZDnw7)

[CyberJick_Art (COMMS CLOSED) @cyber_jick]

AND THE WINNER IS...

[images @huggysqueezejoy]

Every friend group got the philosopher and the cute one and the sacrificial object

[ᑭK @PkMemez0]

#TRN

[laylo ~ corin/evelyn fan of #akanetwt @Lilwilllan]

things to say to a zzz player:
"where is your 𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖌?"
"your stun rotation 𝖘𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖘"
"I 𝖜𝖔𝖓 50/50 three times in a row"
"are you 3-𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌 deadly assault?"
"you're 𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 20% CR"
"why are you still 𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖎𝖓𝖌 this game?"

[Mr. Slurp N’ Burp @TheCEOofPorn]

@vamps_ow SAME

[felix @vamps_ow]

Age at which I did things:

- Kiss: 🚫
- Dating: 🚫
- Drunk: 🚫
- Smoking: 🚫
- Sex: 🚫
- Hit GM3 on Overwatch: 22

[claudia ☆ @4ui12i124u]

this is really what we have now wow

[teemeeki @teemeeki_]

My birthday Edit

[Mr. Slurp N’ Burp @TheCEOofPorn]

@teemeeki_ How everyday feels for this guy:

[Hope Rising ✝️⛪📿💐🍔 @Boomingbox]

They want you to believe they do not target civilians and innocent people.

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

7 frat boys at Cornell drugged a young student and raped her.

They sent text messages to other men that she was “free” and they could come join in.

Their punishment?

Writing essays to Cornell.

Arrest & prosecute every one of them and fire whoever doled out the “discipline”

[omari!😓 @itsonlyk__]

economy as soon as I became an adult

[Classical Liberal Caucus of Texas @LPCLC_TX]

Also they stole everything she owned.

[Leah Goodridge @leahfrombklyn]

This grandma was in Tennessee minding her business. Never even been on a plane.

Police all the way in North Dakota used AI to catch a bank thief. It randomly suggested this lady. Feds arrested her. Had her in jail for SIX MONTHS before they dropped the charges.

She’s suing!

[Decepy | Freeman Army Commander @decepticon_swag]

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