The Professor

53 year old Lampard Enjoyer.

[The Professor @TheCFCProfessor]

That fella who screams Goretzka is 100% going to uproot his life and move to Birmingham now

[Aston Villa @AstonVilla]

A serial winner arrives at B6... 🏆

Aston Villa is delighted to announce the signing of Leon Goretzka 🤩

[The Professor @TheCFCProfessor]

Get yourself tested for any mental disabilities before tweeting again

[Frankie 🇪🇬🇭🇺🇦🇱 @LFC_Franklin01]

Liverpool still have a RW issue. There’s a solution staring us all in the face.

The LB > RW transition has worked in Saka and Bale, would also give a worthy player the #11 shirt

[The Professor @TheCFCProfessor]

@sol_ncfc Nicolas Jackson’s on the market for a mere £70m. Get Attanasio to phone up big Todd and they’ll sort a deal out for you over hot dogs and squirty cheese.

[The Professor @TheCFCProfessor]

A list of young players signed under Boehly who have already been forgotten:

Slonina, Caleb Wiley, DD Fofana, Casadei, Deivid Washington, Ãngelo, Anselmino

And so many more. Why do these youth players join the club knowing they will be used as purely profit based assets? #CFC

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Chelsea are in advanced talks over €40m deal for Honest Ahanor from Atalanta.

Understand the agreement for 18 year old defender would include joining a Premier League club this summer in order to develop and then join #CFC in June 2027.

Honest already said yes to Chelsea.

[The Professor @TheCFCProfessor]

RIP Tim Curry BLUE IS THE COLOUR FOOTBALL IS THE GAME

[Pubity @pubity]

Legendary actor, Tim Curry, has died at 80

[The Professor @TheCFCProfessor]

£60m for Nico Jackson, Todd Boehly you’ve outdone yourself again you saucy minx #CFC #FiddlingTheBooks

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🟣🔵 Aston Villa have almost closed the agreement with Nicolas Jackson and his camp on personal terms!

Unai Emery, pushing and Aston Villa now in official club to club talks with Chelsea to try get the deal done.

#AVFC willing to spend package over £60m to buy Jackson.

[The Professor @TheCFCProfessor]

RIP Dolly Parton CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEAAAAAAAAA

[bruce @OtisRedn]

RIP Dolly Parton YNWA

[The Professor @TheCFCProfessor]

@jozil123 “Serial Gooner is back”

[The Professor @TheCFCProfessor]

Worrying if this goes through, going to be very difficult to find a replacement even with the huge transfer fee. Current options won’t cut it either. Lavia unable to stay fit and Essugo for me isn’t ready for that step up. Wharton or Scott the best options but looks unlikely #CFC

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵⚪️ Enzo Fernández have his green light to Manchester City as he’s open to move and re-join Enzo Maresca.

#MCFC bid to be sent soon and up to Chelsea.

🎥➕ https://t.co/oNKoQReOAv

[The Professor @TheCFCProfessor]

Everyone who signs for Chelsea already has a fully furnished house in Strasbourg and is assigned a french tutor from day 1 #TheFrenchTouch #CFC

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Omari Kellyman has completed a permanent transfer to Ligue 1 club RC Strasbourg.

[The Professor @TheCFCProfessor]

Just did the ice cold celebration in my bedroom after seeing this #WarIsOver #CFC

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🌳 BREAKING: Nottingham Forest reach verbal agreement to sign Liam Delap from Chelsea, here we go!

Fee around £45m as @JPercyTelegraph reported, medical booked and #NFFC ready to proceed with formal steps.

Delap said yes to Forest project after speaking to Oliver Glasner.

[The Professor @TheCFCProfessor]

Think it’s time to give up on the Gusto experiment. Been invisible tonight and with Palestra coming in and looking better suited to the RWB role, and Acheampong who looks a far more valuable asset he has no place in the squad for me. Take a small profit and move on. #FULCHE #CFC

[The Professor @TheCFCProfessor]

Robert Sanchez might be the worst keeper in the league but at least he mogs. Valuable person to have around. #Mogwarts #FULCFC

[The Professor @TheCFCProfessor]

Enough said. #CFC

[The Professor @TheCFCProfessor]

Cole Palmer is a ridiculous footballer. Absolutely ran the show already. Shame on all those who wanted to sell him. Form is temporary, class is permanent. #CFC #KTBFFH

[The Professor @TheCFCProfessor]

Cole Palmer is a ridiculous footballer. Absolutely ran the show already. Shame on all those who wanted to sell him. Form is temporary, class is permanent. #CFC #KTBFFH

[The Professor @TheCFCProfessor]

Thought I’d seen our new set piece coach somewhere before #CFC #GetBackOnStage

[The Professor @TheCFCProfessor]

Henderson and Welbecks approach to ‘sorting’ out our disciplinary issues:

[The Professor @TheCFCProfessor]

Arbeloa looks like he belongs in a barbie movie. Glossy gel-haired bellend #CFC #LondonIsBlue #MadridReject

[The Professor @TheCFCProfessor]

Jorrel Hato is the future of football #CFC #Dreamboat

[The Professor @TheCFCProfessor]

HMS piss the league underway after 30 seconds🔵⚪️ #CFC #KTBFFH