Bowlegged Bandit

Doinks, chugga riffs, footy. #COYS

[Bowlegged Bandit @TheCGeez]

@AlexiLalas with a borderline insulting comparison between Haaland and Zlatan right in front of him. Yikes. Haaland is a freak but got a lot to prove still before he gets to Zlatan’s iconic status

[Bowlegged Bandit @TheCGeez]

Realizing that there are not anymore tweety bird/Tasmanian Devil Walmart people because they’ve all been replaced by Cookie Monster people

[Bowlegged Bandit @TheCGeez]

All this crazy shits gotta stop. Escalating and spiraling. The tension is just everywhere all the time

[Bowlegged Bandit @TheCGeez]

Uhhhh…he at least deserved another half season. Awful decision IMO. Locker Room is gonna be gone again

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Following a review of performances and after significant reflection, the Club can announce that Ange Postecoglou has been relieved of his duties.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Following a review of performances and after significant reflection, the Club can announce that Ange Postecoglou has been relieved of his duties.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

A remarkable career is coming to an end.

Thank you for the memories, @JanVertonghen 🤍

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Three of our own 🤍

First Spurs goals for our 3️⃣ @Spurs_Academy graduates 🤩

[Bowlegged Bandit @TheCGeez]

@kingFahad_17 Had me until he said “then I listen to Gary Neville”

[Bowlegged Bandit @TheCGeez]

Wanting a new projector for Christmas. I heard @mattgaetz was the best one out there.

[Bowlegged Bandit @TheCGeez]

@mattgaetz Jail hopefully you pedo

[Bowlegged Bandit @TheCGeez]

Will still get outed as a pedo bro, nice try lol

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

I had excellent meetings with Senators yesterday. I appreciate their thoughtful feedback - and the incredible support of so many. While the momentum was strong, it is clear that my confirmation was unfairly becoming a distraction to the critical work of the Trump/Vance Transition. There is no time to waste on a needlessly protracted Washington scuffle, thus I'll be withdrawing my name from consideration to serve as Attorney General. Trump's DOJ must be in place and ready on Day 1.

I remain fully committed to see that Donald J. Trump is the most successful President in history. I will forever be honored that President Trump nominated me to lead the Department of Justice and I'm certain he will Save America.

[Craig Mitch @CraigxMitch]

good morning…

[Bowlegged Bandit @TheCGeez]

The Left’s cosplaying is going to be SOOO much better at this year’s Jan 6th event than the original

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Haaland throwing the ball at Gabriel's head after Stones' goal 🙃

(via @NBCSportsSoccer)

[Bowlegged Bandit @TheCGeez]

Yes, because Elon Musk is at the top of America’s most wanted list. Give me a break. 🤡

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yup

[niran @TheOfficialFNG]

ice spice on a fifa soundtrack instead of an indie band from finland i've never heard of who are struggling to pay their energy bills but just produced the most feel good song of all time

[Kalon Fullerton @cowlonfull]

American soccer culture is a guy wearing a Tottenham shirt sadly walking around the farmer’s market

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

TRUMP: I shouldn't say this, but in vermilion city under a truck there's a little pokemon. a beautiful pokemon, the first pokemon, i think

HARRIS: not true.

TRUMP: They won't move the truck. 3 years, they could have moved it. they don't want you to catch the Mew. it's terrible