Frank: There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones?
Charlie: Well that's mayonnaise. It's a decoy.
Frank: And the mayo?
Charlie: That's shampoo.
Frank: You're telling I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?
@Murk361 Well played Murk. After further review of our store's video feed we've decided to let you keep the rash cream. Next time tho... pay in full. 😉