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[Capital Cowboy @TheCapCowboy]

Tell me how dumb Trump follower are.

Clearly AI generated. Crazy how the clouds are identical and the ducks in the water too. What is the coincidence lol

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

What's amazing to me is that, 10 years apart, there are the exact same clouds in the exact same positions.

DC truly is a magical place

[Capital Cowboy @TheCapCowboy]

Trump is a bitch. Dude can't stand the heat so he runs out of the kitchen.

[Capital Cowboy @TheCapCowboy]

@DeItaone Put him on the penny

[Capital Cowboy @TheCapCowboy]

@SRxTrades Congrats man!

[Capital Cowboy @TheCapCowboy]

Okay I'm ready now $ASTC

[Capital Cowboy @TheCapCowboy]

Gimme something above $20 please $ASTC

[Capital Cowboy @TheCapCowboy]

@RampCapitalLLC @telegram Thanks dick, now it’s in mine.

[Capital Cowboy @TheCapCowboy]

Just asking for these LCs to hang on a few more days.... I see a bit of swing short positions setting up for June

[Capital Cowboy @TheCapCowboy]

Gimme something above $20 please $ASTC

[Capital Cowboy @TheCapCowboy]

@ritwikpavan Where are the curves? A Ferrari without curves...

[Capital Cowboy @TheCapCowboy]

@NickSchmidt @Polymarket No, don’t warm up to it. That thing is hideous

[Capital Cowboy @TheCapCowboy]

@jdubwttp being the #2 guy on the team, showing up to a western conference finals game in pajamas doesn’t say leadership.

Come on now

[Capital Cowboy @TheCapCowboy]

@EternaLEnVy1991 over 75% DD?

[Capital Cowboy @TheCapCowboy]

Trump playing the American public

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Iran directly rejects Trump's claim that Hormuz "will be opened" as part of a "largely negotiated" agreement he just posted on Truth Social, saying Trump's claim is "far from the truth" and that Hormuz "will remain under Iranian management" with Iran retaining exclusive permanent authority over route, timing, method, and permits, per Fars.

Iran also confirms the nuclear file has not been discussed and that American officials themselves have told Iran in multiple messages that "Trump's tweets are primarily for domestic American propaganda and media consumption" and "should be disregarded." The "largely negotiated" deal claim therefore has no basis.

[Capital Cowboy @TheCapCowboy]

@TradetheMatrix1 The thought of putting yourself on the tip of a ballistic missile to go see grandma at Christmas is hilarious

[Capital Cowboy @TheCapCowboy]

@Jackaroo_Trades @MicroStrategy I just don't understand the LPs that fund him. How do these people pull the wool so thick

[Capital Cowboy @TheCapCowboy]

@RealSimpleAriel Let's get that 50 to catch up on MU before the move please

[Capital Cowboy @TheCapCowboy]

@DeludedVision @TheoryTrading Yikes

[Capital Cowboy @TheCapCowboy]

@BearOnWindows95 Yes but the amount of profitability will be more limited as the additional context lays the foundation of how to size for the bigger opportunities.

Like @team3dstocks use to say "Technicals tell me WHEN to slam the bid. Fundamentals tell me how hard."

[Capital Cowboy @TheCapCowboy]

Dude's head exploded when he made money in SCs in the hottest SC market ever.

One of those people that thinks money equates into intelligence.

He said the war with Iran was going to end back in March and I called him out on thinking he knows everything and it's okay not to know... He blocked me haha