The Captain

I'm like one of those retard geniuses
(~._.)~ Stuff & Things ~(._.~)

[The Captain @TheCaptainFAS]

New video is up! "The Captain Goes #Blackfishing"
https://t.co/S8p26yGV88

[The Captain @TheCaptainFAS]

New video is up! "Federal Court Rules Male-Only Draft Unconstitutional"
One more small step for equality ladies, congrats!

https://t.co/cEKg9R1Zj7

[The Captain @TheCaptainFAS]

Been busy the past week, but a new video should be up a bit later.
Until then, enjoy this thumbnail!

[The Captain @TheCaptainFAS]

New video is up! "Diversity and Inclusivity At Airports"
https://t.co/5KBSarpYVL

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New video will be out a bit later, have a thumbnail yo ~(._.~)

[The Captain @TheCaptainFAS]

The internet is a magical place
https://t.co/4tpLRXfR78

[The Captain @TheCaptainFAS]

New video is up! "Mad Mick"
https://t.co/ZH3AYk6tT6

[The Captain @TheCaptainFAS]

Next video is gonna be short but sweet, enjoy the thumbnail.

[The Captain @TheCaptainFAS]

New video is up! "Zombie Deer, Armed Old People, and Monkey Clones!"
https://t.co/07Oj2lPBxQ

[The Captain @TheCaptainFAS]

I swear, this thumbnail will make sense when the video comes out >.>

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New video is up! "Post Trump Sex Disorder"

https://t.co/NKYpB73e2B

[The Captain @TheCaptainFAS]

Well, I found another article... Satirical News felt like it was writing itself this time. Enjoy the thumbnail, you'll never be able to guess what the next video is about!

[The Captain @TheCaptainFAS]

@LunaVeg87 You say that, but you always seem to be there for me when I need a good laugh. 😂

[The Captain @TheCaptainFAS]

@LunaVeg87 It's nice to know I have such good friends that still follow me and what I do so closely <3

[The Captain @TheCaptainFAS]

New video is up! "When Do Racists Deserve Forgiveness?"
https://t.co/x5w23uIEck

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Well, I found a thing and I couldn't help myself. Video will be mostly audio of the article and unhinged rants thrown in at random, but it was fast and easier to make. Do enjoy the thumbnail for now though.

[The Captain @TheCaptainFAS]

New video is up! "Blackface With Mr. RazzMatazz! #BlackHistoryMonth"
https://t.co/RH5hLhSBYe

[The Captain @TheCaptainFAS]

One rogue frame here and audio bit there, now I get to have the fun of rendering everything again 😑
Video will probably be out later tonight or something.

[The Captain @TheCaptainFAS]

Just gonna leave this thumbnail right here without any context... Yes, the next video IS going to be that much fun.

[The Captain @TheCaptainFAS]

Well, in the process of editing a new video, looking like it's gonna be over the 30 minute mark, I really gotta stop having so much fun with these when I make 'em...

[The Captain @TheCaptainFAS]

@CopperCab @CountDankulaTV Now there's a cute couple yo