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I have been known to, on occasion and when the mood strikes me, hit things with an axe.

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@RivalsOfAether Sad this stuff wasn't at Supernova. I'd have bought half the booth.

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@CONEY THE BIGGEST TROPHY OF ALL

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@SuperSmashCon Not to be That Guy™ but last year I was supposed to get the early sign up t-shirt and ended up with a $10 voucher for the merch store which was, as it turns out, not nearly enough for any of the t-shirts there. Are we 100% sure there will be shirts this time around?

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It's common knowledge among @KC_BreathMints @blaseball fans that the ninth inning is when the team truly comes alive, so what could that mean for the ninth season? Fresh breath, here we come!🍬https://t.co/7CgKYUUTjB

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@HetreaSky Marquez Clark from the Mints? He's an English cricket player who has somehow transitioned to playing blaseball, but still plays in his cricket uniform and uses a cricket bat. Also a vampire.

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@blaseball @MultitudeShows Mild league looking pretty FRESH right now 🍬

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@blaseball You're doing a really great job.

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@jparaLove Gaming as a hobby is itself a social distancing feature.

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@Ezekiel_III Help me to understand your thumbnail.

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@Ezekiel_III Castle Crashers just got remastered on the Switch and PS4. One of the best couch co-op games ever made.

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@pennjillette I'll be heading to Vegas February 17-21 of next year. This will be my fifth time there, and the last four times you've been dark. Please tell me you'll be doing shows that week. I've been wanting to see you guys perform for as long as I can remember.

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@SmoothMcGroove Not going to lie, this coincidence cracked me up. Thanks for playing, you killed it. https://t.co/LrcjP4ZDr9

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@Ezekiel_III Just don't leave us hanging, Zeke.

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@bonerjammed He's got tires for wheels. Hefepants 2016

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I wish people would stop telling me Happy Easter at work, do they really think these are my ideal Easter plans?

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The hits just keep on coming. Fuck you, Edinboro.

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I was just thinking how hot it was, then my friend in Arizona texted me their dashboard thermometer reading 114F. I'll shut up.

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Life is better in black and white...and Red. #OITNB

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Well, maybe later. Fingers crossed.

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Who needs days off, anyway -_-