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Nick - Dad, husband, otaku, aspiring game dev. #1 KY RoA2 Player, MgS1GrEyFoX in another lifetime

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This is now my favorite rendition of Falco, he’s just got so much STYLE

[Mongy @aten_man_]

More chicken

[Hunter x Hunter @HxH_Content]

😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Fox News and Facebook did to our parents exactly what they said video games would do to us.

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H… Halo?

[Halo @Halo]

you can just tweet Halo and immediately get 1000 likes

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@MarioBrothBlog I pity the fool that doesn’t die 17 times

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Nobunaga is the greatest poster on this app to me. Love reading his interpretations of modern life in the US

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

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X not translating the comments of a translated post I clicked makes me sad sometimes

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@asukahomo Really enjoyed The Bat, and Cockroaches by Jo Nesbo! Didn’t read the other entries yet

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Nature is healing 😭

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Can we just get a Curry Barker, Tim Robinson collab ASAP?! PLEASE?!

[J R ❤️‍🔥 @ResilienceX3]

My grandpa escaping the nursing home after I switch his oxygen tank with Galaxy Gas

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THE LAST RONIN DIDNT GET CANCELLED THANK GOD! And PLATINUM is making it?! I’m gonna cry

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@Ninjago9101 Is that third picture boardwalk from Halo Reach??

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This is incredible. Humans are cool

[SummoningSalt @summoningsalt]

A new Super Mario Bros world record was just set by @lekukie_ - 4:54.36.

We are now just 6 frames away from tying the TAS.

0.1 seconds away from a perfect speedrun.

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@Knightly_Hist This game being cancelled hurts my soul everytime I see it

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Buy some damn games!

[Aether Studios @StudiosofAether]

🎮 Every game in our catalog is 50% off until 6/2!

If you’ve been waiting to jump in, now’s the perfect time to pick up a new favorite or gift a friend

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Oh. My god

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That’s it, it’s time to start drawing again

[RudeJackalope @RudeJackalope]

find an artist you really like and copy them, and fuck it up, and keep fucking it up until you made something new

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“Whose footprints are these??”

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

A girl in Vietnam entered a clothing store but kept missing the saleswoman because they moved at the exact same moments.After about a minute, they finally bumped into each other in a funny “glitch” moment 😂