Luis Ferrer

Product Manager at Meta • Jack of all Trades 🃏

[Luis Ferrer @TheCataluist]

Randomness is the biggest conspiracy

[Luis Ferrer @TheCataluist]

@realJohnHobbs1 @EricLDaugh https://t.co/pX5s3bKkfF

[Luis Ferrer @TheCataluist]

@saskridergal @EricLDaugh https://t.co/20v0vyL6BT

[Luis Ferrer @TheCataluist]

As a leader in loyalty programs, I think there’s much to learn from this flop, both for @Starbucks and any other business out there trying to put together complex loyalty games

[Luis Ferrer @TheCataluist]

Let’s analyze this @Starbucks for Life game. There’s been tons of complaints online about it, and it is clear why!

It has none of the odds that’d you’d hope to see in a loyalty program. They just found a way to make their most loyal customers feel like losers 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Luis Ferrer @TheCataluist]

So @Starbucks essentially made a gambling site that is optimized to get their business metrics up, but forgot to reward the wider base of their customers (the majority that won’t get to win any major prizes)

[Luis Ferrer @TheCataluist]

#GSU22 LET’S GOOOO CHRISTY YOU DID IT 👏🏻 ❤️

[Luis Ferrer @TheCataluist]

@launchhouse Atlanta ;)

[Luis Ferrer @TheCataluist]

@Stonks_dot_com @anothercohen was this you?

[Parv @ParvSondhi]

I wanted to make a joke about being a #productmanager

But,

Legal said it’s not compliant
Research said users prefer threads
Marketing said it’s against brand
Design said it needs a CTA
Content said copy isnt funny
Engineering said it will take 3 sprints

#productmanagement

[Luis Ferrer @TheCataluist]

The success metric for the @Google Translate team for improvement on their Japanese<>English translations should be a 50% reduction in inaccurate English print tees in Japan

[Mathieu Viallard @mathviallard]

Competitive advantages on startup pitch decks

[Luis Ferrer @TheCataluist]

@AprilynneA @chris_rempel I've done this a couple of times, but depends a lot on involvement and personal feelings around the venture

If they're very involved and excited about the project, it's hard to stay friends

In my case, engagement has always been low, which has made it easy

[Luis Ferrer @TheCataluist]

Some recruiter emails these days: 🤦‍♂️

"I'm currently recruiting for a specific opportunity, for an innovative client, that I believe has strong synergy with your professional history." ✨

Well at least the template is highly reusable 🧐

[Luis Ferrer @TheCataluist]

I envision 3 years before FDA approval. Get in while its cheap 💸

[Luis Ferrer @TheCataluist]

Alright hear me out… A crowd-sourced immune system

- We put nanobots in everybody 🤖
- They upload gene sequencing of all viruses any person encounters onto the blockchain 🧬

[Luis Ferrer @TheCataluist]

It’s a trillion dollar industry. I’d say our TAM is at least 10B 📊

I’ll start by raising $20B at a pre-money valuation of $100B. Who’s wants in? 💰