TheCavemanJack

Aspiring human. I've been living under a rock for some time. Just a casual gamer playing games for fun, but I might poorly try to copy some pro strats. GLHF

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@JoinDeepRock Seems like bad design that I cannot abandon assignments at will. Was trying to sync up with a group, so that we would all be on the same quests. I abandon and select one. Then after more discussion, they decided to do a different one. I cannot abandon mine again

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@survivetheark Now y'all patched on a Friday night? Amazing how little F's are given about the players.

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@survivetheark Why do y'all patch so often? Even this 3gb patch is going to take hours to install. Some reason it often installs faster if I delete the entire 250+gb and start fresh. Could y'all please figure out how to run patches on Steam?

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@ksorbs It is sad when elected officials choose their own exits over something so easy. RIP aholes.

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@survivetheark why does it take Ark Ascended so long to patch updates? Can y'all do something to make them faster?

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@MustangMan_TX most HOAs regulate by nipple size with thresholds above a certain radii being considered nudity. dude can just get tassels to circumvent that.

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@PicturesFoIder @HEB needs something like this. At least for the overnight teams.

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@akafaceUS maybe he didnt have fire insurance

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@ClownWorld fire all of them: the driver, the homeowner, and the dogs.

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@Scobleizer I test drove one, but I couldn't figure out how to get it to wash my dishes. Maybe a future patch? Or is that a different robot?

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@ElonMusk2KG A

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@discord I hope you have been hearing this request a bunch already. Can we get Custom Statuses back, please?

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@cb_doge what are you buying us for lunch?

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@elonmusk all in the technique. how did we miss the cupping all this time?

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@Rainmaker1973 just keep feeding it tracks like a conveyor and let it slap some bridges down

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@elonmusk I would not take that bet. I heard of a guy who's mouth got pregnant because he hesitated on the decision to spit or swallow. He said by the time he swallowed, he could feel tadpoles wiggling down his throat. He loves hesitating now, so to each his own. GLHF

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@iris_seraphina blood panther cologne, 60% of the time it works everytime. please use only as directed 😆

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@drunkenmoggie ah yes, that is a full lunch :) wp

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Idk if it counts as a nightmare because I woke up angry as hell. Then I thought about it and realized, holy💩. I got to see my dead dog and dad again. Probably a good thing I didn't chase that bottle to the bottom. Happy New Years folks. Let's hope it is better than last.