@CentristDad5@DanNeidle Council officer: pint of bitter please.
Bartender: sorry, the Ruddles is off today.
Council officer: no worries, I’ll pick from the other four. I’ll have a pint of Pride and a £10k business rates surcharge please.
@RoyalMail I love getting my weekly copies of the @TheEconomist in batches, 3-4 weeks at a time. The last three copies all came through the letterbox today. This is happening most weeks now. Unacceptable.
@WFEcho worth taking a look at the new lampposts on Coppermill Lane. Everyone would love a good laugh/cry at a story about how badly their tax is spent.
@thameswater There is an alarm that has been blaring at your Coppermill Water Works for 36hrs. Is it warning of something important? If so, sort it. Is it nothing to worry about? If so, turn it off!
@TfLAccess Is the lift back up and running now? With the down escalator at Blackhorse Road closed from today for 6 months(!) unavailability of lifts at Central is a huge issue.
Dad, please don't die!': A harrowing video has emerged from Ukraine that captures a deadly Russian attack on a father and son attempting to evacuate from the town of Ivankiv in the Kyiv region.
@guardiannews A week after this picture was taken, I was supposed to be getting married in an intimate wedding with fewer people than are socialising here. This is a slap in the face for so many rule abiding people, one group being those with cancelled life events.
@_dandell_ @normanswan I don’t dispute that but the overall direction of regulation makes the landscape worse for competition. When the next powerful player becomes predominant, which, as you say, is inevitable, they will be that much harder to dethrone.
@IKEAUKSupport I’ve got a broken Varma microwave, still under guarantee. I’ve been contacted by you to tell me to call and arrange for a replacement but cannot get through on any number. It has taken three months of a broken microwave to get this far - please sort it out.
@MossBros Wedding cancelled. Need refund, have filled in form already at https://t.co/UYfX9YFV5C and do not want a voucher, haven't heard back from you. Please issue a refund.
@MossBros Wedding cancelled. Need refund, have filled in form already at https://t.co/UYfX9YFV5C and do not want a voucher, haven't heard back from you. Please issue a refund.
This is Charlie in 2018. I haven't Tweeted (if that is is still a verb) since 2013. Some of what I have said in the past is embarrassing, maybe even regrettable. Whilst I have matured since, there is nothing I feel so alien to my current self that I should delete it. #LastTweet?