DaRiver

When life gives you turds, make a paddle.

[DaRiver @TheChicagoRiver]

I was off this platform for a few months. What an absolute cat turd this place has become. Nothing but bullshit bots asking stupid fucking questions, takes I don't care about from people I don't know, and a whole bunch of political bullshit. What a fucking tragedy.

[DaRiver @TheChicagoRiver]

Join the fight. Fuck these polluting fucks toxifying our water.

[MWRD @MWRDGC]

💊 Join us in the fight against water pollution by properly disposing of medications on Saturday, October 26, from 10 a.m. until 2 p.m.:
100 E. Erie Street, Chicago
3500 Howard Street, Skokie
6100 W. Pershing Road, Cicero
400 E. 130th Street, Chicago

[DaRiver @TheChicagoRiver]

How the fuck do people have jobs? Every time I try and work with an organization, I discover it’s a fucking quagmire of ineptitude. Just a tangled emotional mess of chucklefuckery.

[DaRiver @TheChicagoRiver]

That's a nasty wind coming in from the west. It's the kind of wind that has teeth in it.

[DaRiver @TheChicagoRiver]

Consider me Sprung. #FirstDayofSpring #Chicago

[DaRiver @TheChicagoRiver]

I was like, “Cool bro”. But he wasn’t having it. Very into candy. Probably a communist. Will report more as it comes.

[DaRiver @TheChicagoRiver]

Just had a great conversation with @JoeBiden about the future of sustainable rivers. 1/

[DaRiver @TheChicagoRiver]

He was “all about that stuff man and have you heard about the new Snickers? “ Told him I had not. 2/

[DaRiver @TheChicagoRiver]

Happy Lollapaloseyourteenagertonosedrugs day!

[DaRiver @TheChicagoRiver]

Lori Lightfootinyourass.

[DaRiver @TheChicagoRiver]

If you don’t like water, water don’t like you.

[DaRiver @TheChicagoRiver]

Jean Baptiste DuSable Point Lake Shore Go Fuck Yourself Drive

[DaRiver @TheChicagoRiver]

Feeling so swole right now.

[DaRiver @TheChicagoRiver]

So swole right now.

[DaRiver @TheChicagoRiver]

If Bullshit was a season, it’d be right about now.

[DaRiver @TheChicagoRiver]

Honestly, if big boats are a measure of small dicks, it’s a fucking microdick convention out here. #wearyourlifevest

[DaRiver @TheChicagoRiver]

‘Tis the season for FIBs on the water. #ChicagoRiver

[DaRiver @TheChicagoRiver]

You don’t fuck with dibs.

[Chicago Sun-Times @Suntimes]

After the man was hit with a traffic cone about 6:50 a.m., he pulled out a knife and stabbed the other man in his chest, police said. https://t.co/nQbiPcycJh

[DaRiver @TheChicagoRiver]

Any of you fuckers feel the winds of change blowing?

[DaRiver @TheChicagoRiver]

If you’re in River North, be warned: those aren’t fireworks. The Hobos are trying to take Steeterville back.