clarke

Strange sense of humour centred on stupid rhymes and Excel. Try to share it with with my wife and my cat who are never impressed.

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@MagdaSzubanski Magda, you can use for all the haters. Describes Pete Evans perfectly.

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@MrEdByrne @LaineBrewCo @Michellesfunny Was a great show Ed. Massive thanks to you and Michelle for some Sunday laughs.

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@MaisieAdam In Duty free… don’t forget these.

[FIFA Women's World Cup @FIFAWWC]

A #FIFAWWC goal that will live long in the memory of @NZ_Football fans. 🇳🇿

#BeautifulMoments with @Xero

[World Rugby @WorldRugby]

Two historic nights at Eden Park in 12 months.

@NZ_Football and @BlackFerns may play two different sports, but it's incredible how many futures they have now inspired.

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@DaveMilbo “The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary”.
Same book that has success coming after procrastination, partying, and laziness.

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@KirstyWebeck Saw the photos, looks like u had a whale of a time😂

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@RachelRileyRR If there was one more balloon tying tool I would say 4 from the top and 2 for the bottom. 😆

[Denise Scott @_denisescott]

I guess this means when I enter a room all will be upstanding and curtsy/bow accordingly.

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@GruenHQ E&S ad does my head in. The “ We won’t be beaten on price” is stuck in my head as it sounds like he is laughing as he says it. So I guess it works.

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@katemccccartney @katemclennan1 One episode in, next one lined up to go. Bloody brilliant.

[Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) @TheNewsAtGlenn]

The worst thing about the dictionary is the title character doesn't even appear until chapter four.

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@Peter_Fitz White collar worker here. Generally seen the decline in tie wearing over the last 15 years. So much so if I see one, I assume the person has an interview for another role or meeting someone “important”

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@MaisieAdam If only Mock the Week was still on. Great candidate for picture of the week

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@danilic Think it was the Billy Idol song Mony Mony that had the new lyrics of Hey MF get laid get …

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@InternetH0F @KirstyWebeck When he goes to court I hope they throw the book at him

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@daraobriain Shame as I was wanting this to play as his theme music

https://t.co/6WC8yNjA3m

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With the coronation tonight I’m reminded of this “classic” 80s tv show. Possibly a tune for the coronation 🤣

https://t.co/6WC8yNjA3m

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@geraldinehickey Would make for an interesting mascot.

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@jessmcguire Just thought of one left field. The theme tune from the Charles in Charge tv show might be cheesy considering the upcoming coronation.

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@jessmcguire Royals - Lorde, anything by Kings of Leon, Kings and Queens - 30 seconds to Mars (Jared Leto).