Kevin Polo

I do not like pina coladas, or getting caught in the rain.

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@JackiPrettyman @Royals

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Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate

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@JackiPrettyman I'm really excited now!

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@riahthelee Better Is One Day from Psalm 84

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Me: Lays in bed eating chocolate and watching TV

Athlete: Flies 95m through the air with skis strapped to their feet.

Me: "Bad form."

#OlympicGames

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Am I late to the party in realizing that Bruno is in the background of Dolores' segment of 'We Don't Talk About Bruno'?

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@jbirdjavi Justin, you're not supposed to stay up and watch it live. There are replays for a reason.

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That moment once every 4 years when you realize you don't remember how the scoring works in curling. #Olympics

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Okay Duolingo, but maybe you could also teach me in English?

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Jeff Passan (11/29/21): "If you want a date on which to get worried, here it is: Feb. 1."

Me looking at the calendar:

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@JosiahHawthorne Every time someone mentions Tolkien's early drafts this is all I can think about.

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This game deserves overtime! #ChiefsBills

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@WCTMovieNight Netflix, Prime, HBO Max, Disney+, Paramount+, Hulu

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4yo: Daddy, will you play doll house with me?

Me: Of course. Which doll should I be?

4yo: Umm, you be the daddy doll.

Me: Ok, and which doll will you be?

4yo: I'll be the dinosaur!

Me:

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For those who have lost all sense of time, it was one year ago today that the sea shanties on your timeline were replaced by this man.

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If you need me, I'll be cheering for the unlikely scenario that tonight will have the Chargers/Raiders game being winner gets into the playoffs and the loser is out, with a twist that they both get in if they tie.

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I'm not usually one to make New Year's resolutions, but now seems like as good a time as any to start learning a couple of languages that haven't been dead for thousands of years.

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Figured out a way to explain all the Spider-Man films to my family.

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@sarahliz2018 @TykusG @birkeland_maria I was writing down my answers.