Claudia S. Murray

Enthusiast enthusiast! Comedy writer, filmmaker (GRINGA, UNLOADED), mystic. Paving a nomadic road. Cussing is wholesome where I come from 🇨🇺🇺🇸

#GoGators

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Are you using your muscles or your bones to hold yourself up right now?

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@ABudhraja @HoegLaw @IanRunkle @TheEmilyDBaker @KyDUIGuy @jamesfromcourt My mom has a crush on Larry 🤣

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As a former constitutional lawyer, I'm extremely glad @HoegLaw @IanRunkle @TheEmilyDBaker exist on the internet.

Ian's Canadian, which makes it more remarkable that the three share the stunning combo of being kind, non-judgmental, and passionate about rights.

So worth a follow.

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@HoegLaw @IanRunkle @TheEmilyDBaker Least I could do. x

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@HoegLaw @Ashl3yj1984 @IanRunkle @TheEmilyDBaker You won me today when your voice dripped with love at "small businesses and building the American dream." 💚

Reminded me of my time at @IJ. Thanks for the work you do, dude. Much appreciated.

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@Ashl3yj1984 @HoegLaw @IanRunkle @TheEmilyDBaker Emily is perfection for me bc she follows mostly civil cases and is a subtle-reference-dropping machine. And they're references within the exact nexus of shit I'm into, which keeps me surprised and delighted. 🤗

She's how I found them, too! 💜💜

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@Ashl3yj1984 @HoegLaw @IanRunkle @TheEmilyDBaker Being Canadian is what makes him the funniest of the three, which is saying a LOT bc the three of them crack me up.

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@Uber_Support Can you please confirm the driver will keep his full tip?

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@Uber_Support Thank you.

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@Uber_Support Hey motherfuckers I'm not giving up. Stop giving me the runaround and find someone who understands logical inconsistencies. You've literally given me four different excuses AND HAVE TRIED TO SWINDLE ME. I'm FURIOUS.

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For the record, I had to pay a 2x surge to a different STATE.

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They gave me $5 and some bullshit excuses about how you can't schedule uberx.

Well then why do i have a confirmation email from YOU, and NO email, message, or record of why you canceled my *scheduled and confirmed* ride????

Are y'all out of your everloving minds?!

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@TheClaudacity We've been in touch via DM. If you have any questions, please let us know by replying to that message.

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@Uber_Support ARE YOU KIDDING ME????

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Wow traveling during a retrograde. Fuck me, right?

@Uber your driver canceled my scheduled ride, and the surge prices are 2x the fare. AYFKM?

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@michaelgaird @Uber Clearly it's broken. Because I arrived 45 minutes before the scheduled time, and my ride had already been "taken" for $0.

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@nicolasajimenez @iamjaninegranda Yeah it was suss. But el hecho que you had to ask is telling enough.

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@aaronlloydwhite Reminder that i think you're fantastic.

And I'm writing a feature whose lead is a modern-day Jewban woman :)

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@aaronlloydwhite @UFLaw WHAT. IM WRITING ABOUT JEWISH MIAMI RIGHT NOW