I’m at my cousins grad party, and my older cousin who borrowed and sold my Nintendo 64 when I was 8 is here. Think I might extract my revenge and square up with him.
i had no idea he was the age where he had to have middle school class and graduation over a zoom call, but suddenly it makes sense. an entire generation was irreparably harmed. nothing can remedy what has been done to this young man. he will raise armies that slaughter trillions
I can't breathe the air, I can't eat lettuce, I can't afford gas, and my kids have measles. But at least now our soldiers will have enough testosterone.
Joe Rogan presses Vice President JD Vance about a military commander who told troops that bombing Iran is part of God’s divine plan to bring back Jesus Christ:
ROGAN: “This guy said the only way Jesus can return is by bombing Iran.”
VANCE: “😂😂😂 I did not hear about this.”
ROGAN: “He told the troops that they don’t need to be afraid of the war because Trump was anointed by Jesus. Let’s read this report.”
VANCE: “Let me just say…”
ROGAN: *Stops JD from defending this* “Hold on let me read the quote.”
CONTEXT: Jamie pulls up the report. We’ll let you watch for yourself to see how crazy it is.
ROGAN: “This is the type of right wing thinking that I don’t like. The commander had a big grin on his face when he said all this.”
VANCE: “I don’t endorse that, but we do need to have humility in God’s plan. I would’ve told those Christians troops to trust in God.”
ROGAN: “You don’t know if these troops are Christian. You’re telling them Jesus wants us to bomb Iran. I would’ve left the military.”
VANCE: “I’ve never heard of this particular story, but I know the press likes to spin stories a certain way so who really knows.”
ROGAN: “How do you not know about this story when you’re the Vice President of the United States.”
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