CoachCherry™

Retired bench boss with the hot takes, humanitarian, Molson Canadian Brand Ambassador, 7-time winner of arguments nobody asked for. PARODY ACCOUNT #smokefleet

[CoachCherry™ @TheCoachCherry]

@HeatherMaahs @KerryLynneFindl @Conservative_BC I’m sticking with the 🇨🇦 patriots who carried the torch when it wasn’t popular. When the blue softies were ducking for cover. The BC Cons are broken. Who knows what they stand for? KLF has gotta change her starting lineup. Bring in some likeminded, veteran conservative grinders.

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@bcndp Listen up you kids at home. My gal Boom Boom and Donald — now there’s a love story, for you folks! An honest-to-goodness romance made in heaven above. Two great people, fated to be together. It’s a BEAUTY!

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@JasJohalBC Folks, you gotta be kiddin’ me! $170K salary, CAR & DRIVER, a clothing allowance, hair and makeup — all paid by us working stiffs? Hey, I thought folks were donating to build a movement, not bankroll a celebrity lifestyle for KLF. My gal BOOM BOOM needs to give her head a shake.

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@mack4change You win games by standing up for your teammates. That’s what BOOM BOOM is doing for us CHRISTIANS. She’ll go to the net, take the NDP’s dirty hits, and drop her gloves to protect the true faith. You don’t win sitting on the bench REAL 🇨🇦 values ⛪️ 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒 👊 need defenders.

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@DustinHiles You win games by standing up for your teammates. That’s what BOOM BOOM is offering us CHRISTIANS. She’ll go to the net, take the godless NDP’s dirty hits, and drop her gloves to protect the faith. You don’t win sitting on the bench REAL🇨🇦 values ⛪️🙏 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒 need defenders.

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@KerryLynneFindl You win games by standing up for your teammates. That’s what BOOM BOOM is offering us CHRISTIANS. She’ll go to the net, take the godless NDP’s dirty hits, and drop her gloves to protect the faith. You don’t win sitting on the bench REAL🇨🇦 values ⛪️🙏 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒 need defenders.

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@KerryLynneFindl Listen here, all you pinko-commies! There’s a new sheriff in town, and her name is Boom Boom! Boy, oh boy! This gal’s gonna get the oil flowing 🛢️, the electricity humming⚡️, and the people up north back to work 💪where they BELONG. Nothing’s stopping her. She’s a BEAUTY! 👍👍

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@VanIsleStuartD @cosminDZS No problem! I’ll tell ya, when Boom Boom gives the grand kids that steely-eyed, angry-grandma stare, it’s game over! They’ll snap to attention quicker than a rookie getting told where the bench is. No arguments, no excuses—just “Yes, granny Boom Boom!” and off they go.

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You kids at home listen up. Here’s what you need to know about the OLD KLF! We’re NOT talkin’ about the old KLF—we got the NEW and IMPROVED KLF now! All youse gotta know is that gal’s bringin’ FAITH, FAMILY VALUES & FREEDOM! That’s what people are lookin’ for, don’t you forget it

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@iamrobinskies What are ya talkin’ about?! That’s the OLD KLF! We’re not talkin’ about the old KLF—we got the NEW and IMPROVED KLF now! C’mon! All youse gotta know is that gal’s bringin’ FAITH, FAMILY, and FREEDOM! That’s what people are lookin’ for, and don’t you forget it!

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@reah4burnaby Like I says. This about restoring rights for us REAL Canadians. Let me tell ya. That little gal is nothing but grit and gristle from the inside out. Get onboard with team KLF or turn in your jersey. We don’t needs ya on the bench. She’s a BEAUTY.

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@drotchford_BC Like I says. This about restoring rights for us REAL Canadians. Let me tell ya. That little gal is nothing but grit and gristle from the inside out. Get onboard with team KLF or turn in your jersey. We don’t needs ya on the bench. She’s a BEAUTY.

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@cherylmacn @IreneRoeder @WSOnlineNews You’re blaming Victoria & Ottawa while Trump is throwing tariffs around like confetti? Pretending Trump has nothing to do with it is like saying the referee didn’t affect the game after calling five straight penalties. Give your head a shake.

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You kids at home listen up. My gal Kerry Lynne Findlay is the real deal. I calls her BOOM BOOM because she ain’t backing down from no fight and has the PIM’s to prove it. She’s got a BIG RIGHT HAND and the steely gaze of a serial killer — the kind you find in River View.

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@hanleebc @Conservative_BC @KerryLynneFindl Youse tells em. My gal KLF knows all there is to know about real FAITH. Some people learned about God from Moses. Not my BOOM BOOM — she lived it. Let’s get the Ten Commandments back in the classroom where they belong.

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@by__brittany You bet ya, this gal KLF is the real deal. I calls her BOOM-BOOM because she ain’t backing down from no fight and has the PIM’s to prove it. She’s got a BIG Right HAND and the steely gaze of a serial killer — the kind you find in River View. No commie-pinko is messing with her.

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@KerryLynneFindl You kids at home listen up. This broad is the real deal. I calls her BOOM-BOOM Findlay because she ain’t backing down from no fight. She’s got a BIG Right HAND and the steely gaze of a serial killer. No commie-pinko is messing with her. And that’s what I have to say about that.

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@KerryLynneFindl Listen up kids. My gal KLF knows her stuff I tells ya. And she knows all there is to know about marine architecture and saving taxpayers’ money. She should, KLF had a front row seat on the ark. She’s a BEAUTY. Faith, Family Freedom!

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@bcndp Listen up. That gal KLF puts the BOOM in boomer. She’s was a solid fourth round pick who’s going to bring what we need — veteran grit and gristle. And don’t forget that she’s a REAL Canadian, born here with REAL Canadian values. She’s a BEAUTY. The BEST I tells ya. THE BEST.

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@TheRealKeean @KerryLynneFindl Whoa there fella. Let me tell ya something— don’t you be accusing KLF of transitioning. That’s just an ugly rumour being circulated by the haters on the far, far far-right. The photo circulating is definitely AI generated slop. Don’t fall for that garbage.