Coal Diggers (BUMS*)

*Billionaires United Mining Services stands up against the vile fossil fuel investile dysfunction contagion that is threatening our rightful unlimited effluence

[Coal Diggers (BUMS*) @TheCoalDiggers]

Dear @ScottMorrisonMP BUMS* & Gina thank the #LNP from the bottom of our hearts ♥️ for the fact that #fossilfuel profits💰in Australia rightfully enrich us Billionaires rather than going into a Norwegian type socialist sovereign wealth fund to pay for community services👏 #auspol

[Jenny Difficult-Frecklington-Jones 🇵🇸🍉🇮🇷 @JonesHowDareYou]

Keating. #auspol #NuclearScam

[Coal Diggers (BUMS*) @TheCoalDiggers]

Upon hearing rumours that the @AlboMP government may interfere with the fossil fuel industry’s voice to Parliament BUMS* CEO Coral Bleach sprang into action. Vote No to this outrageous assault on Billionaires’ entitlements she cried! #auspol

*Billionaires United Mining Services

[Coal Diggers (BUMS*) @TheCoalDiggers]

BUMS* CEO2 Coral Bleach is in Brisbane to congratulate @Equipsuper, @CFS_AU & @RestSuper superfunds for resisting greenist, leftist virtue signalling & maintaining their planet wrecking holdings in @SantosLtd & @WoodsideEnergy #auspol 🔥🌏🙈

*Billionaires’ United Mining Services

[Coal Diggers (BUMS*) @TheCoalDiggers]

@leardzone @josefajardo @TimBuckleyCEF @JEChalmers @NSW_EPA @FLACCoal @SPGCICoal @CoalFreeDave @GasfieldFreeVic @AusBeyondCoal @MilesCoaltrain We can vouch for Aussie Aussie Oi Oi coal. It’s far and away the best quality coke(ing) coal for snorting that we have come across! 🥇🎉

We’d have to concede however that it’s not exactly clean. In fact anyone who claims that has probably been snorting a bit too much! Whoops! 😵‍💫

[Coal Diggers (BUMS*) @TheCoalDiggers]

BUMS* are perturbed by the @AlboMP government’s utterances on climate. Us #fossilfuel Billionaires don’t donate & offer post politics consultancies to both major parties to see a smashed avocado eating, greenist, leftist agenda! 😡💰 #auspol

*Billionaires United Mining Services

[Coal Diggers (BUMS*) @TheCoalDiggers]

Angus Taylor says Liberal Party must focus on core values

(Absolutely agree ⁦@AngusTaylorMP⁩! The party’s flirtation with net zero emissions was un-Australian! ☹️ There must be a renewed focus on coal and ensuring Billionaires’ effluence!💰 #auspol) https://t.co/rvfVDRc60C

[Coal Diggers (BUMS*) @TheCoalDiggers]

The greenist leftist Australian mainstream media may not be reporting it but BUMS* CEO2 Coral Bleach has been campaigning hard for the reelection of the COALition to stop the spread of the ghastly contagion Coal Investile Dysfunction #auspol

*Billionaires United Mining Services

[Coal Diggers (BUMS*) @TheCoalDiggers]

To help the COALition with its Woman Problem 💋 and to help stem the constant egregious greenist attacks 👎 on ‘business as usual’💰our CEO2 Ms Coral Bleach is considering giving back to the community in 2022 by running for the senate! #Coal4Ever #Entitlement #ThanksDaddy #auspol

[Coal Diggers (BUMS*) @TheCoalDiggers]

@takvera @danilic “Abated fossil fuels”! 😱 Quelle horreur! It sounds like de-alcoholised Bollinger 🤢

[Coal Diggers (BUMS*) @TheCoalDiggers]

@takvera It’s very distressing to us when fellow mining billionaires forget their roots and dabble with the dark side 😢

[Coal Diggers (BUMS*) @TheCoalDiggers]

Tasmanian minister retracts mining lease after admitting it was incorrectly approved

(That was clumsy of the mining industry political wing! It’s not very efficient to have to rubber stamp the industrial wing’s application a second time! #politas #auspol) https://t.co/n78fpk4pOE

[Coal Diggers (BUMS*) @TheCoalDiggers]

@takvera @HonJulieBishop @ScottMorrisonMP @Barnaby_Joyce @AlboMP @JEChalmers @mattjcan @sussanley @zalisteggall @helenhainesindi @AdamBandt @Senator_Patrick It was all a horrible mistake! By way of explanation when we provided instructions to our political wing to join the coalition we had understood that the ambition was to extract as many #fossilfuels as possible as quickly as possible. That remains our ambition of course!🍾 #COP26

[Coal Diggers (BUMS*) @TheCoalDiggers]

We’ve been hardcore fan girls of @HonJulieBishop for a very long time. Her subtle, understated style and her devoted service to the public interest (aka enhancing mining Billionaires’ effluence💰) while in Parliament was outstanding and worthy of acknowledgment👏🍾 #auspol #COP26

[Coal Diggers (BUMS*) @TheCoalDiggers]

@traceyggor @HonJulieBishop @ScottMorrisonMP @Barnaby_Joyce @AlboMP @JEChalmers @mattjcan @sussanley @zalisteggall @helenhainesindi @AdamBandt @Senator_Patrick It’s a secret handshake that we use when we meet a kindred spirit who shares our 💕 of #FossilFuels

[Coal Diggers (BUMS*) @TheCoalDiggers]

BUMS* welcomes the return of @matthewguymp as leader of the Parliamentary wing of @LiberalVictoria. We have supported him through thick and thin with the same unswerving loyalty that he has provided to the #fossilfuel industry🥂 #springst🦞

*Billionaires United Mining Services

[Coal Diggers (BUMS*) @TheCoalDiggers]

.@matthewguymp We know the polls look dire but we are convinced that they are #FakeNews propagated by the smashed avocado 🥑👩‍🎓 people! 😡👎 Keep advocating for coal billionaires’ effluence💰 please! 🙏 It’s the right thing to do & you can claw your way back!✊ #springst #vicvotes

[Coal Diggers (BUMS*) @TheCoalDiggers]

@CrawlAussie @DanielAndrewsMP @VictorianCHO BUMS are very grumpy at @GladysB too because her errors are creating a shortage of high quality Hunter Valley coking coal! If the blockade isn’t lifted soon we may actually have to resort to the inferior Latrobe Valley lignite, which hardly bears thinking about. Quelle horror! 😱

[Coal Diggers (BUMS*) @TheCoalDiggers]

Oh @DanielAndrewsMP and @VictorianCHO BUMS* are sooo sick your interminable lockdowns! We are now struggling to find quality coking coal within 5 kilometres of our Hacienda! 😡 Kim Wilde says it all really👋 #springst https://t.co/WpWsV85ukQ

*Billionaires United Mining Services

[Coal Diggers (BUMS*) @TheCoalDiggers]

North Korea says orphan children volunteering on mines and farms

(If it wasn’t for the smashed avocado🥑 eating greenist leftists on Twitter ⁦@ScottMorrisonMP⁩ would be able to roll this laudable program out for kiddies and oldies here too! #auspol) https://t.co/VnpgLLuNPv

[Coal Diggers (BUMS*) @TheCoalDiggers]

Scott Morrison tells Christian conference he was called to do God’s work as prime minister

(That’s the coal gods of course peeps! 😀 And isn’t @ScottMorrisonMP doing a wonderful job of establishing their kingdom on earth! #auspol #COP26 #ClimateJustice)

https://t.co/4ZeUgyoz68

[Coal Diggers (BUMS*) @TheCoalDiggers]

The richest person who ever lived

(We have long maintained that #fossilfuel Billionaires such as Gina, Guatam and yours truly are actually battlers who are unfairly vilified by jealous latte sipping☕️ greenist leftists! Here’s the proof!💰)

https://t.co/oIiD86vQmB via @BBC_Reel