Happy birthday to my main boo @FieryKittenK. The Bonnie to my Clyde. The beauty to my (handsome) beast. You don’t look a day over two-thousand, my love.
We both know I wouldn’t dare miss your birthday, @atwistofate. /Knowing/ how much you /adore/ me. Your day would have been ruined. The kitten and I left our card for you to get whatever you want. Happy birthday, you porcupine-hair-loving traitor.