ColinWins

The rightful King of Gondor and Distwitter anarchist. Now a certified married man.
|My opinions are not my own.|

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I did a thing.

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@rynrrck Near, far, wherever you are... 😭

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GUYS, I WANNA BE SUCKED AND/OR EATEN IN THIS VILLAGE

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Aerial photo of Darkmoor village in Dark Universe.

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@rynrrck Wow you're such a classic lib trying to redirect funds from the billionaire felon to the actual local organizations.

When will the left stop their corruption 😤

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@rynrrck Make sure you tell them all my good opinions on beer

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Bro Jaydee Vance kinda cookin' he said we should experiment with healthcare and I totally agree.

Let me concoct potions and tonics in an underground lab using methods forbidden by mortals

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Make the next question:
"Would you two like a lil kiss?"

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My face when I start to fall in love with my political opponent

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@ArcadeMain @ShawnNOrlando I'd throw these back like I'm taking FIREBALL SHOTS

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@2Josue2Furious "Oh shit bro you told me the rules were I could step on the lines"

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@ShawnNOrlando Go crazy, we gotta EXPERIMENT

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@2Josue2Furious Bro whining like me when I get killed in Overwatch

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@OffhandDisney Oh thank god that was my main concern for planning a vacation there.

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Yeah debates should be like Xdotcom where I can just block people whenever they point out my lies

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

VANCE: “The rules were you guys weren’t gonna fact check.”

Welp, there’s your sound bite

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@itzybitzyminnie Me too 😳

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I don't talk about my faith a lot, but Matthew 25:40 says: "To the least among you, you do of me."

That's what the bipartisan border bill does. It's supported by law enforcement and lets us keep our dignity about how we treat people.

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FIRST OF ALL

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@n8creative @ellliphant @GrottoGear @TheConnorWeb Oh my god that disgusting drink turned my tongue blue

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The fun thing about Twitterdotcom is that I don't know how to do anything anymore so every day is like an adventure