Tom Parker

Writer and creative director dedicating 73% of remaining brain cells to the Giants, pop culture, and incredibly detailed memories from the 4th grade.

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@Almightjefe33 No depth. Starters run out of gas or they get rested and the bench blows the lead.

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@knbrmurph re: Belichick, it’s the embarrassing final act - UNC and the child bride - if he’d retired with class, he’d be in

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Fixed it. #StrangerThings5 #Argyle

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@pac12 @BroncoSports @CSURams @FSAthletics @GonzagaBulldogs @BeaverAthletics @GoAztecs @TxStateBobcats @USUAthletics @WSUCougars

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@kaithelobo @pac12 @BroncoSports @CSURams @FSAthletics @GonzagaBulldogs @BeaverAthletics @GoAztecs @TxStateBobcats @USUAthletics @WSUCougars

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Only twice since 1970 have 3 @NFL teams in the same division finished the season with a .700+ winning percentage: 1975 & 1976. Curious to see if the @Seahawks @RamsNFL @49ers can join this exclusive club.

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@JaronKeawe Anyone can join a winning team. Legends build them. #ComeToCal #GoBears #JKS #FutureHeisman💙💛🐻🤙

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@JeffParkerson99 @JaronKeawe #1 recruiting class isn’t enough? 🤣

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Move over @SFGiants , your @CalFootball Golden Bears are now your Bay Area source for TORTURE 🤬😅 #GoBears

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@FlyFrontier turning away passengers in Vegas who arrived to the gate at 7:07pm for an 8pm flight, saying they were “7 mins late” (all stuck in hour-plus baggage lines.) Offering new flights “hopefully by Wednesday.” Frontier is everything you have heard and worse. Unreal.

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@PolyesterUnis Blew out my flipflop,
Stepped on a poptop,
I broke my leg, had to limp on back home.
God I still feel pain,
Wish I had some cocaine
But that’s been gone since early this morning

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@extrabaggs So glad to hear that. Still think LG has solid potential.

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@FedEx when are you going to do something about this? https://t.co/9x2yY1RYBl

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@FedEx third month in a row your drivers have lied about attempting to deliver our wine club shipment - “delivery exception - customer not available.” We’re home. No note left. Even your own tracking data showed you never even got close to our town. Are you going to fix this?

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@AM_Escucha Are you also going to reimburse us for the $140 Uber I just had to cancel and pay in full?

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So, after changing our flight almost nonstop since we booked it (5-6 times) @AeromexicoUSA @Aeromexico decided it wasn’t a bad enough experience, so they just cancelled our flight from SFO to MEX 3 hours before departure. Of course, no info, and on infinite hold on the phone. 🤬

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@rowantrollope Been noticing this for months. Consistent bluetooth disruption on 24 at multiple spots in Oakland, mostly near 580. Can’t find any info.

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@RichardERoeper All right up there with Marty DiBergi’s sights, sounds, and smells of a hardworking rock band on the road.

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@Super70sSports Someone needs to make a Candlestick candle the smells like a combination of beer, hot dogs, mustard, cigar smoke, and just a hint of salty sea-breeze and stale urine.

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@LOLKNBR