Jade

Occupational Therapist and dog obsessed coffee addict

[Jade @TheColor_Jade]

@BKLYNlibrary I’ve tried calling several branches and get an error that says “user busy”- any suggestions?

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@NYCTSubway Would be great if the timers were accurate and if the trains could actually stop.

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@NYCTSubway Court Sq bound

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@SabrinaKaminer @CBSThisMorning @vladduthiersCBS Thank you. He is a fighter for sure, he did all of the work. Now go kick his butt with some weight training!!

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@NYPDnews why is every single entrance to union square station closed? Essential workers still need to commute.

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@tk12206 @MTA @NYGovCuomo It’s my photo. It was taken around 6:30 AM today. Northbound 4 train, car 7784. The train is this crowded every day.

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@BerkowitzBT @tk12206 @NYGovCuomo @MTA It’s my photo (@tk12206 is my mom). You have permission to use it.

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@nurxapp my medication was shipped extremely late and won’t arrive on time. Any way to help me out? Phone support is closed.

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My reg wine shop just denied me because I didn’t have ID & I look “too young.” Flattered bc I have no wrinkles, annoyed bc I have no wine.

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My doctor told me to go home and meditate with some tequila. He’s a podiatrist so I really don’t understand, but I’m not questioning it 🥃

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What is going on with the sky over NYC? Alien invasion? Power surge? I just watched Bird Box so I’m on high alert

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@OptimumHelp Issue still is not resolved, DMing you guys now. Thanks.

[Jade @TheColor_Jade]

"What is this charge for?"
"It is a prorated charge. You are billed in advance, so that is a prorated charge."
"Those words don't mean the same thing."
"Ummm. Let me check."
Actual conversation I'm having with @optimum right now.

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I really miss singing in a choir so I’m just going to listen to every version of Baba Yetu available on Spotify.

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Someone just air dropped this to me on the subway 😂

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A guy on the train is blasting crappy music from his phone. Should I start blasting Nickelback to see if he’ll stop??

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@NJTRANSIT Hey there- still haven’t heard from anyone and haven’t received the passes.

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.@optimum in a nutshell:
"I want to know why my bill went up $25"
"Your promotion expired on Sept 31st"
"Sept only has 30 days. Also, I moved & cancelled my service."
"Oh well you should pay this anyway & then we'll send you a normal bill in Nov."

1hr later- "oh, we messed up."